by vic_vdb » Oct 11th, '05, 08:01
This is vaguely reminiscent of a case in Australia where a Chemisty professor got off a indecent exposure charge after claiming a combination of proximity of young girl student, the alluring scent she was wearing, forgetfulness in doing up of the zip and rampant intumescence.
Your case is an open and shut one, don't think you've got anything to worry about!
Vic
For Sale. packet of five incontinence pants (medium), in box, unused
Turns out I'm incompetent not incontinent!