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inspired by the hilarities of performing while drunk in a club the other night. and hearing some rather funny quotes. what's your magicians quote of the week?

i'll kick us off with a couple:
friday night i found myself saying "how the hell would a magnet help me? they're made out of plastic!!!"

and on finding 2 ladies cards, the following...er...followed
me: "...and that's your card aswell... what are the chances of that happening ey!? (joke sarcasm)"
other specatair: "1326 to 1"
me: "fantastic! i love this man"

the crazy thing is, he was dead on aswell!