Captain Fantastic wrote:Why not try one of these???
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I've seen worse: Whilst on holiday in Amsterdam a few years back, a couple of guys pulled up alongside our 'log cabin' in what LOOKED like an old Metro which had been parked next to a bomb testing site (yes, it would probably have failed it's MOT in the UK—if indeed it would have actually made it to the test station).
One of them proceeded to take a huge chain from the boot of the car and wrap it several times around the steering wheel and pedals.
Now, should anyone have actually WANTED to rob his car, they couldn't have. A tad extreme, we thought. But we did roll around for a while in fits of laughter.
Anyhow—we actually learned that they had travelled from Barcelona to Amsterdam and when they started out, the car was in reasonable nick. But somewhere along the way it had been stolen and recovered and returned in the state it was now in (must have been driven through a hedge or something).
Which kind of explained the impromptu wheel lock lololol
Anyway, they had a jolly good time and didn't seem phased by the state of the car. We actually believed that they may have done the damage themselves, because he was perpetually stoned and drunk the whole time we were there—and if they'd have driven in that state disaster would have ensued.