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Just spotted these cards for sale.

https://sslrelay.com/aquarius-magic.com ... D252E%3D29

Why? ok who wants to make the first pun or bad joke

ohhh i could try

typical cant think any thing i will be back later with the worst joke Imaginable

They are not "right" for me

Great for doing Rugby Club parties—to the spectators, the cards will probably look fine

you could probably make a trick with them, like a duplicate of one of the crooked cards!

Actually all joking aside i think they may be good for something. I may get a pack and have a think

don't think i'd want a whole packet, but i wouldn't mind have a handful of those actually. if they cost a bit less i think i may buy some. ah well.

no "bent" jokes yet then?

i think i will "pass" tehehehehe knew i would think of somthing witty

no "bent" jokes yet then?

Certainly not in the same sentence as queens .

Warped cards for a warped magician.
I'd like to show you a straight flush...but not with these cards.
Of course you can trust me - (opening regular Bike card box and tipping the bent cards out) I'm as straight as these cards.
(in response to accusations of beijng devious during tricks) You think I'm crooked? Of course I'm crooked - it's all the fault of these cards.

I knew you would think of something.