A friend (a peculiar friend) just called for me and we just walked around our village for about two hours doing abnormal activities....midnight displays for cars, exploring strange new buildinngs, singing, dancing, chalking, yes...
awfully good fun though, if a little bizzarreeeeeeee
I dare you to phone her up and ask "how's your husband?" (she likes to pretend she's not married so all the men can ring up so she can flirt with them the harlot )
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
"Self improvement is masturbation of self destruction"