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A top Amercan Magican was on holiday in the Carrabian recently. He saw a Local performing on the beach and decided to talk to him after the show. He asked how many shows the man performed.
" I spend two hours a day performing and I earn enough money to buy food and have a few drinks. I then go back to my house, where I spend the rest of the day relaxing with my wife and children."
"you are doing it all wrong," advised the American. " you want to do three or four shows a day, to earn yourself lots of money."
"What happens then?" said the local.
"You then earn enough money to come to America, where you can perform to a larger audience. You then spend twelve hours a day, practicing your performance, before you do a two hour show at night. When you finish your show, you spend another four hours trying to come up with new ideas."
"Then what happens?" said the Local.
"Then you save all the money you make, so that after twenty years, you have a fortune."
"What happens next?"
Well you have enough money to buy a house on a Carrabian Island and perform for a couple of hours a day on a beach. You can then have a few drinks at

lol (?)

I know that joke from somewhere else... it was about a rabbi talking to a businessman .

Funny how jokes get around, most of the jokes about George Bush (blech) are just recycled from ones about Stalin...

Kati

very funny and clever, how many will get that

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lol - quite funny that

stephenmagic wrote::lol: very funny and clever, how many will get that

What's not to get?