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I messed up my wrists and ankles by snowboarding. I went toooo fast and stacked it and they all cli8cked very loudly when i rotated them, although its starting to stop now.

I have broken my big toe twice and little toe once. My lil toe was chasing after my friend [about to punch him,] i was running around the corner upstaris and smacked my toe on the bannister. About 10 minutes later we went to our other firneds snowboarindg party, so i had to do that at milton keynes snowdome[*cough*CRAAP! WASTE OF MONEY *cough*] with a borken toe. The other two was on a door, and volting over a horse at school as they made us tdo gym barefoot

Yer broken toes, there not mena hurt much are they, but i know alot of people that have broken toes by walking to stuff.

I've only had 1 fracture and 1 broken bone in my life (so far, knock on wood).

1- Rib Fracture from Hockey. Wasn't even a check. HIt a rut in the ice when skating up to the crease for a tip. it flipped me over, leg caught on the goal post and spun me into the boards. Minor fracture and I played the next week with ace bandage.

2- Broke my thumb while in a mogul competition skiing years ago. Luckily it was towards the end of the season and was not at a National event.. just a local comp after the regular US tour season.

Thumb took a while to heal, but as I had mentioned once before in another post.. it MADE me learn to deal, shuffle and do A LOT of flourishes/and card routines with my other hand. It was actually a blessing in disguise.

Not all sporting related, but i guess im kinda accident prone:

- All 8 fingers and 2 thumbs have been dislocated playing basketball.

- I broke my little finger playing basketball against the prisoners of Stafford prison. The bone stuck out of the skin but i played on because im an idiot. Still cant straighten my finger.

- Dislocated my elbow in a weird accident where a van driver got to close to me and clipped my arm.

- Broke half my toes because i keep kicking things when im drunk.

- Got drunk on my 20th birthday barbecue. Fell off my chair backwards and knocked myself out on the wall. Should have had stiches but didnt and had a slight concussion the next day. The scar is shaped like a Mercedes without the circle bit.

- Endless number of cigarette and lighter burns. A few have scarred.

- Cracked my knee cap on a door frame when drunk once. I have a 3 foot gap to aim for and i miss.

- Got hit by a car once when drunk and it slipped a disk in my spine. I cant actually remember it happening even though ive been told i was awake the whole time.

Thats about it... that i can remember! Drinking IS classed as a sport! It can get quite competitive too! Oooo...one more!

- I broke my foot when i landed on someones foot on holiday playing volleyball. They werent injured at all. I was drunk.

Crikey! Some of you people shouldn't be allowed out!

This thread is starting to sound like that bit in 'Jaws' where Richard Dreyfus, Roy Scheider and Robert Shaw drunkenly try to outdo each other with tales of their assorted scars and injuries - how soon before someone mentions the girl who broke their heart? !

Broken ankle jumping off a 7 foot wall while drunk

six stiches on my head football injury(got studded)

eybrow got taken off playin hurley

stiches on my leg cant remember how many playing gaelic

broken toes fingers and a day in hospital with concussion after a riot in a cliftonville match

I've had a skateboard hit me in the face and slice my lip open.......which was nice.

i was playing bulldogs with are own brutal rules

a guy twice the size of me ran at me(hes like a tank) i stepped it front of him to stop him and he went right trough me wasn't really hurt but it was scary

also another game of bulldogs with about 60 people me and two peeps left they both got knocked out so i had sixty people chasing me scary i got wipped out of the air by someong around me neck