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Ahhhh.... I feel a new thread coming on, cheesiest pick up lines ever!

How about:
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

<BLEARGHHHH>

its was me

last i heard she was very busy with work and her magic carear.

best rude pick up line "I like eveery bone in your body" ..... "especialy mine".

wow...he...he...hell....hell....*finds dignity* *fastpaced* hihowareyouimfinenicetohaveyouhere

try to unscramble that

Just in case anyone is wondering, this thread was split off from another - just so you can all practice chatting each other up (ooo-er, Matron)..

One that I haven't tried:

You: "Hi - have you got any Welsh in you?"
She: "No"
You: "Cool. Would you like some?"



One that I have tried (only once - whilst on holiday in Corfu - and it actually worked lol ). It's best not to try this on overweight victims (for reasons that will become apparent !!):

You: "Hmm, let me guess I'd say you're 17 maybe 18".
She: "Yea I'm 18". (or whatever answer they give).
You: "Cool, now I know your weight, let me try and guess your age".

This will prolly get 1 of 2 reactions. You'll either get slapped and they'll walk off, or they'll giggle and see the funny side of it and you've just broken the ice and now have a great opportunity to get chatting. Fortunately for me when I tried this (a long time ago lol ), it was the latter

ok then just to make you all gringe and realy set the mood.

"hey babe you look great, i bet you have some magician in you someware.... no.... would you like some."

"quick love sit here i need to practise my levitation trick..."

" hey love i have this amasing cups and ball's trick all i need you to do is take off your bra."

over to you lot.

Mandrake wrote:Just in case anyone is wondering, this thread was split off from another - just so you can all practice chatting each other up (ooo-er, Matron)..

Awww Mandrake.... Now everyone's going to think I'm really weird for starting up a thread like this now it's out of context!

Come to think of it though, I AM really weird... so I don't suppose it matters much!

........dear oh dear....

Magicdiscoman, I am especially shocked at you, here's me thinking you're a fine, upstanding gent. Mind you, given your last post, upstanding probably isn't the best word to use...

A couple that i heard on the radio a while back:

"Was you're father a thief? No, not because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes......because you look a little shifty."

"You look like the girl of my dreams. Except you're not naked, and you dont have two big custard tarts for breasts.......and you dont have a tail........and you look nothing like my mother...."


...Yeah that part is kind of strange! But then again, that Kerrang for ya!

"you look like a million dollars" "all green and crinkly"

"Are you free tonight? Or do I have to pay?"

Chatup Clive! You cant beat him! Its a shame really....

cover one eye.
"right now my depth perception is screwed up... the way i see it, we're already close"

here are some old timers

Does you mom like carrots? cause you have beautifull eyes!

I lost my phone number... can I have yours?

I lost my teddy bear aswell, will you sleep with me?

A few I've heard -

Do you know karate? Cuz your body is kickin'
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants
Is that a keg in your pants, because I'd love to tap that a**
Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

For the magic crowd -

Why don't we go back to my place and do a magic trick? We screw and then you disappear!


Some from Quagmire of Family Guy -

Oh baby, you must be a parking ticket, because you got "fine" written all over you."

I'm an organ donor, need anything?


As for rejection comebacks - the only one I've ever used was -

You shouldn't be so picky. I wasn't.