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yes, a classic of number forces...i have a little story to tell that happened to me today...

some guys at work were going to the bookies, so just because i had some loose change in my pocket, i gave three quid to one of them and said "whatever race you look at, number seven please..."

so they went, the first race, number seven was Wolfman, but was a non runner...so they waited for the next, this number seven was called Lucky something or other, so he stuck a quid on each way...

ta-dah! i got 32 quid back...that's just paid for my magic stuff i ordered today...marvellous...

Sweet!

You lucky git!

i might start doing it once a week as an experiment..i predict most champion's league scores quite well, no judging of form or anything, its all the other factors i take into account...

as its halloween i was alerted to a horse race sometime soon where Ouija Board will be running with Frankie DeTourie (spelling) and it seems obvious, however, its the horse's last race which makes me think Frankie will "flog it" for a good finish...

i think it's a sign from Houdini as it's his death-day...

i think i will start...three quid maximum, once a week...a completely inuitive prediction, i'll post up any interesting results...

a slippery slope my friend....

no no...im very good with erm being strict with myself...except when it comes down to three things

women in tight jumpers
sweet delicious beer
magic...

i wont become one of those dog-end smoking flat capped maniacs with tar stained fingers and no money...i enjoy luxury too much...£12 a month is an exceptable loss...and it will be

keep it safe my man...

hanging out in Doha has been pretty cool: brand new white jags to drive us around everywhere, Ritz hotel complete with free food and roman baths...no gambling though!

do you feel like a 60s spy? i would, white jags, top hotels...surely you can find a roulette wheel and a russian woman with a double entendre in her name?

The barmaid in our local pub said she didn't know what a double entendre was.... so I gave her one.

Mandrake wrote:The barmaid in our local pub said she didn't know what a double entendre was.... so I gave her one.

LOL very funny!

Well done with the Lucky number 7 there Abraxus!!! very intuative.

Mandrake wrote:The barmaid in our local pub said she didn't know what a double entendre was.... so I gave her one.

I was on a walking holiday once. I was on a very narrow mountain trail with a steep drop to either side when this woman came the other way. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off.

...I'll get me coat.

Don't blame me, blame Max Miller

myself and a friend were telling someone that we were recently in a boating accident, and we both fell over board, the person asked us - "did you manage to drag yourselves up?..."

i said "no, we dressed casual..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre

look at the british comedy section, the end of the first paragraph, absolute genius..how to explain everything clinically...

It gets better Abraxus: took yet another jag to the British Embassy for drinks and then on to dinner with a veteran fleet street hack and an MP! Still looking for the Russian woman and the roulette wheel....hopefully do some magic in the bar tonight...hopefully your luck will astrally project itself my way...

aah roulette...used to love playing that for crisps with an ex-girlfriend and some mates...

number 36, and blacks...put on a quid for me!

ah..my mojo is in full effect, last week i predicted to some at work that Ouija Board would win some race or other weekend just gone...and it did...

shame i had no money on it, but nethertheless...another winner from the depths of my near empty mind...