Misanthropy wrote:...put a unfolded paperclip down the length of a cigarette and then hand it to your friend to light and smoke and because of the unfolded paperclip the ash sticks to it and doesn't drop off like it would do.
I'm a smoker, and sincerely there are 3 things about this joke (not a trick as you said) that I want to say. Some guys use to do that (with me too)
1) When you make a trick, for instance, one of the objectives is create a good 'mood'... for you and for the 'subject'. With this joke the smoker don't think that's really fun!

Creating an image, is like smash a pie in somebody's face. Kind of funny... but just for you!
2) When you put some substance in somebody's mouth and you don't know if is safe or not... hmmm.. not a good idea. Putting a paperclip in a cigarrette is the same... burns some metals and let somebody inhalate it... not a good idea too.
3) To make that joke (not a trick) you have to take somebodys cigarrette without permission and damage it... many people don't like to lose money to make fun for others!
The good news is, yes.. it works... the cig is all someked and the ashes don't drop off. As a smoker two things to say: Never start to smoke and don't do that joke unless you reeeeeeally know the person.
