Great idea Doc. The swearing in. Perhaps a wiggly wand waved or some such as well.I would suggest you repeat the 'never' ( 4 times) as well. This helps plant the gag repeition of ever, ever, ever ever and should add to the joke when you come to say." Never, never, never, never, ever, ever, ever....errrrrr..oh yes, ever Am I glad you came.".
Allen Tipton
Began magic at 9 in 1942. Joined Staffs M.S at 13. Nottm.Guild of M. (8 times President. Prog Director 20years)IBM. Awarded Magician of Month 1980 By Intern. Pres. IBM for reproducing Dante's Sim Sala Bim. Writes Dear Magician column for Abra. Mag.
Mr Lewis our paths cross again, It was not just the otherday i thought to my self how about a newspaper?!
I am master of misdirection, look over there.
We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.