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by **magicdiscoman** » Jan 13th, '04, 15:09

correct bab.

by **nickj** » Jan 13th, '04, 15:27

AHH! Peahen, damn you cunning linguists!

Which reminds me,

What's the difference between the magician and the corus line?

The magician has an array of cunning stunts!

I'm sorry, I'll go now, I have a lab on Java now. It is boring.

by **panther1004** » Jan 13th, '04, 18:46

seige correct on that one (did you happen to search google or do you get those puzzles off the same website as me..?

by **panther1004** » Jan 13th, '04, 19:08

A modern train is travelling south at a speed of 100 mph. It is painted red and black.
Which way does the steam go? heh

by **the_mog** » Jan 13th, '04, 21:21

modern trains dont have steam

by **andycoates** » Jan 14th, '04, 15:28

Ok, if you add together all of the grooves in an ordiary vinyl record what would the total be?

by **nickj** » Jan 14th, '04, 15:41

by **bananafish** » Jan 14th, '04, 15:43

well, I'd say 2 as there is normally one both sides. Of course then there is that Monty Python LP that had 3, but theres always an exception to every rule.

by **andycoates** » Jan 14th, '04, 15:51

Yes 2 is correct, one for each side. Is anyone else having problems with the forum today. i keeop getting debug messages..??

by **Mandrake** » Jan 14th, '04, 16:03

Problems all over the place today! Ignore the error messages as your postings are getting through even though it suggests otherwise.

by **fletch** » Jan 14th, '04, 16:31

modern trains dont have steam

....would depend on your definition of modernity really.

by **bananafish** » Jan 14th, '04, 16:33

would depend on your definition of modernity really.

I thought modernity was when the wives of the "Who" get pregnant. :roll:

by **fletch** » Jan 14th, '04, 16:39

Quick off the draw there Bananafish, watch you don't cut yourself

by **seige** » Jan 14th, '04, 16:53

fletch wrote:Quick off the draw there Bananafish, watch you don't cut yourself

Awww

Haven't seen the 'unpeeled but sliced banana' trick in ages!

by **magicdiscoman** » Jan 14th, '04, 20:57

haveing debug problems too but thats enough of my personal hygine.

if one man whent to mow, whent to mow a medow, where did the crop circle come from?.

when is a door not a door?.

where on this earth does water boil at 60 degrees?.

john two .... prescot.
air craft pilots need one.
an animal has an avarage of five.
its a car.
its an animal.
its a plane.
what is it??.

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