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And don't do the elephant impression - not nice on a first date....

If you can get in to some kinda duel women love that, ok I ve been reading to much Bronte.

Give it some of "you look nice" and none of this "you look like a dogs dinner , how much on that hair cut? who cut it stevie wonder?" That dosent go down to well.

Dont try to hard be your self. Dont steal her watch as i famously done once. Well not this lass your going to see but one I knew. Oh and if you must be tacky buy her a rose. A black one if you have a heart as black as mine or a red one will do.

Actually all joking aside. Go for it mate what you got to lose at the end of the day......Pride, ego, some money, time but apart from that.

oooh never, ever buy her a single rose...especially a plastic one from a scraggy old vendor...maybe a cactus though, or..

buy her a packet of seeds and a plant pot...watering can if you can fit it under your cape...tell her in the future she'll thank you...

did i mention you should definately wear a cape? and a top hat, with a budgie underneath it...and make the budgie wear a sign saying good evening...when you doff your hat to her, reveal the friendly budgie...

what woman can resist the sight of a budgie eh...

Hhahahhaha

dont forget pantalooms. "Good day to you madame." Hope you have hired the finest Hansome cab in all of London to take her to the thearter. And how about a nice penny farthing ride through Hyde park. Then cut a dash as you walk up the strand.

And for gods sake man remember you caine. It can be used to throwat off oiks and your lady can safely get home.