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by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 14th, '07, 14:59

Q1. why do women marry their fella, then spend the next 5 years changing them, and then tell the poor bloke "you're not the man i married"!

I put that down to the mans lack of versatility

Q2. why do you never see a woman help a man up the stairs if they've got alot of bags to carry?

Now the question there should be why do men help women up the stairs? To be helpful, I don't think so. They just want to impress us with their masculinity.

Q3. why is it 50/50 equality for all, but, in reality, blokes do spend more on women overall?

Well if you want to fall for the puppy dog eyes and the 'oh I really do need that pair of boots' then that's your fault and not ours.

Q4. why if we ask "what's wrong" do we get told "nothing" in such a cold way that it could freeze the blood in our veins?

Because it's probabaly your fault anyway and you should know what you've done wrong

Q5. if us blokes fall out, we finish our argument over a drink, and maybe an arm-wrestle over lit candles, whereas women are still all smiles and hugs, then slate them when they've left the room?

We just like to avoid open conflict, simple.

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 14th, '07, 15:03

Q: Why is it wrong for us to spend money on 'silly' gadgets or other things we like. But its ok for women to spend ridiculous amounts of money on shoes.

Because you really don't need the gadgets, they're only toys anyway. Besides we only need the boot to look good for you men, totally unselfish reasons.

Q: Why are we not allowed to go to the pub with our mates on a saturday by ourselves (without paying for it later in some way). But the very mention of a girlie lunch or night out is a free pass without argument.

You have to spend time with us, it's up to us if we go out on our own. Anyway you don't mind if we do, give you a chance to watch grandstand in peace.

Q: Why do we get so much stick for watching any kind of sport, even if its a world cup or other major championship that only comes along now and then. But every single week the TV must have on eastenders, cornation street, hollyoaks and all them other bloody soaps. And don't even get me started on them reality or 'celebrity' shows.

hmmm you've got me there, I quite like sports but don't like Eastenders.

by **Wills** » Mar 14th, '07, 15:05

ha ha some quality answers there Lady of Mystery.

So in a nutshell: Everything is our fault and if its not, its our stupidity to not capitalise on it?

by **IAIN** » Mar 14th, '07, 15:05

i'll give you that lombster, i really liked answer to Q1....you're not as bad as they say afterall :wink:

where all these answers from the internet?

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 14th, '07, 15:14

abraxus wrote:where all these answers from the internet?

Oi, I thought them all up myself (unlike your questions) :wink:

Wills, you've got it in one

by **IAIN** » Mar 14th, '07, 15:19

Lady of Mystery wrote:
abraxus wrote:where all these answers from the internet?

Oi, I thought them all up myself (unlike your questions)

Wills, you've got it in one

i copied all my questions off the wall in the ladies at work :oops:

by **Beardy** » Mar 14th, '07, 17:52

Lady of Mystery wrote:hmmm I'm a bit late in on this one but I'll give my perspective.

The thing about girls is that we love the attention and she's loving the attention that you're giving her.

Dancing with someone else and you're not giving her attention any more and she's really not going to like that.

As to if she likes you or not, the best way to find out is to back right off. She's loving knocking you back and seeing you come back for more, it's probabaly a bit of a game to her. Ease off and she'll think that perhaps she's knocked you back one time too many. If she is interested, she'll make a move.

We're not that hard to understand really

a fair amount of girls i know have waited for the guy to make the move, and are too shy if they dont

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 14th, '07, 18:05

that's very true, although in that case I'd have thought she'd have given you a more positive response by now.

I might be totally wrong, so dont give up hope just yet

by **Beardy** » Mar 14th, '07, 19:18

well im off to birmingham tomorrow afternoon for the next 4 days, and i have a plan

talk to her properly about everything that has happened e.t.c, and lay it out straight. then if i get turned down, i go to birmingham and not have to face her for another week (hehe - coward aren't I

) and if all is fine...well.......there is the phone.

by **trickyricky** » Mar 15th, '07, 02:53

At least your not taking her with you! Birminghams not the best place to take a girl if you're low on funds and trying to impress her! I mean, go to Selfridges in the Bullring, and it about £40 for a packet of chewing gum!

by **Citrus** » Mar 15th, '07, 02:56

Women and Cats

I've never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. :lol:

by **magicdiscoman** » Mar 15th, '07, 03:16

your forgetting cats give unconditional love and except when there on heat they don't want to have sex with you.

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 15th, '07, 10:41

and they're hairy, smelly and eat all your food.

Cats on the otherhand aren't nearly so bad

by **IAIN** » Mar 15th, '07, 11:02

...and when you throw them out, you'll find them howling on your door step at 4 in the morning, urinating in a pot plant...

but that's women for you... :wink:

by **I.D** » Mar 15th, '07, 13:20

trickyricky wrote:At least your not taking her with you! Birminghams not the best place to take a girl if you're low on funds and trying to impress her! I mean, go to Selfridges in the Bullring, and it about £40 for a packet of chewing gum!

I hear you.. The mailbox is a big cash burner!!

The bullring takes the mick.. I went to selfrdiges and for a bottle of coke and mars bar and paid about £3.50!!

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