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A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. "But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

it's funny cause it's true...

Reminds me of the line in the tv show 'Swinging' which is airing now in the States on Sundance Channel.

Girl notices that her boyfriend is staring at a woman in this restaurant/bar and she asks him, 'do you think she attractive?' He responds after a pause, 'no, you're attractive'... 'but she's stunning'!

I laughed out loud.

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