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Well last night I decided it was long over due to get some good A23 batteries for my Electric Touch....

When returning home I put the new batteries in and to my delight the E.T worked like the devil was in charge of it.....I got several zaps on the high setting but was enjoying making paper and tobbaco dance about........It was dusky so I got some beautiful Blue sparks coming from my finger tips...........

I shouted to the missus to come see my new found powers, and to my delgith she watched encouragingly from the open door onto the patio...

"Is it alright if I zap you, I need to see how strong the shock is with these new batteries" -I asked

She reluctantly agreed....

As she leant forward sheepishly with her out stretched hand......

She let out a blood curdeling scream, I thought she was having a stroke or something...."MY GOD HOW STRONG IS THIS THING"

"Im stuck to the door, My b**bs are stuck to the f**kin door, argggggghhhhhhh" she screamed

At this point I couldnt help but laugh, little did I know but as I has reached out to touch her she had leant against the metal locking mechanism of the door, making a nice live circuit for her B**bs to get stuck to..........

So the moral of this story is, E.T's are well fun but play carefully becaue the are potentially lethal..............

NO GIRLFRIENDS WERE HARMED PHYSICALLY DURING THE TESTING OF THIS TRICK, ONLY THEY DONT LIKE E.T'S MUCH ANYMORE LOL

I hope this has put a smile on the face of whoever has read this, and has helped them make a decision about buying an E.T


Thanks x

You told them about the ET?
you told them about the gimmick and batteries and such?
Why?
I didnt think that was the point. ITs like poiinting out what D'Lights are, or the raven.

maybe i missed something here.

I havnt mentioned the Gimmic at all, I mentioned batteries, that hardly give anything away does it?

Who are "THEM" and i didnt know the E.T was a secret.............

Ive tols anyone anything, it was meant to be a funny story thats was all, didnt mean to expose "not that I have"

so have i got it right? i stick 2 batteries up my a**e then i can make girls b**bs stick things while rolling a dancing cig?

Strikes me that ET is more of an accessory than an actual effect; bit like ultra-smoke - what's really to expose?

>Magical-Me; great story - hope your missus' nip-ends aren't too fried (at least she won't need to pluck 'em for a few months )

Hey guys dont be so stressed, Im sorry it was meant to be a funny post not a something for people to get uspet about...............

get a moderator to take it off then, sorry I thought it was funny x

i thought it was pretty funny, though i was a little disappointed with the lack of offensive material
if your going to use a title like that make sure its packed full of smutty inuendo.

Well it made me laugh, I don't see anything wrong with it at all.

Poor girl though, sounds painful

Well your a lady, and you laughed so it cant be all bad lol

so far i can sumise from what youv'e said and other posts that et is a basicly a handheld taser that is generaly operated in the same way as a gamblers computer would be.

no not quite exposure but combined with other posts iv'e pretty much worked it out and there i was thinking it was a juiced up funkenring.

your story was very amusing but could have been said without exposing so much of the works, you could have said you were getting fuel for your et or renergising it and you didn't realy need to mention the sparks you could have refered to them as et effects or even pk castoffs.

the trouble is that some people usualy the younger genaration will attempt to build there own and may well kill themselves in the process, not blaming you just making an observation that there are a lot of stupid people out there that need protecting from themselves.

I see your point, I should of worded it better.........

disco, it is so much more clever than that. A very nice bit of kit indeed and undetectable. You appear completely clean from head to toe.

My gf has seen me use it dozens of times and still has no idea.

Magical-me wrote:I see your point, I should of worded it better.........

nah, dont worry, if they are stupid enough to try it they deserve a big shock lol

My gf has seen me use it dozens of times and still has no idea.

be carefull about abreviating girlfriends you could end up bobbeted.

being a satalight and alarm engineer (formerly) I'm familiar with the process and how it could be achieved, when your setting up a 5 metre dish and have forgot your squark box you can channel the emf through your body for a good idea on signal strength.