If you want to call it that. Long story kind of, feel free to read it if you want.
I was out with some friends last night and at some point I trotted off to the little boys room. Upon entering I was a guy with a deck of bikes and a big flash and he revealed someones coin to have travelled down the deck. I was quite surprised that I had met someone that performed magic. i politely waited and even was a spectator to one of his effects "biddle trick", to which I should have got an emmy with my rendition of '' Oh my god, that's impossible.. you're awesome dude, I saw it there a second ago. in your hand '' he replied ' Yeh Im f***ing good aint I?? "

I gave him the benfit of the doubt as he may have been drinking. Afterwards all I said was ' In a flash.. nice, ive got that on order '. And we got chatting and he seemed really pleased to have met another magician. We ended up at a table wih my friends and his and some random people sat down and they all wanted us to have a showdown. We agreed, but just for fun.. so we went to get a drink to discuss how we would work it. He asked what I had on me and I replied ' A masters deck and a TT, oh and holy moly '. He said ' So what are you going to perform then??



Anyway, we returned and fist up was card magic. So I started with an ace assembly from a shuffled deck, then had three spectators selections appear between the 4 aces which had been inserted different parts of the deck. Next up was my ambitious card routine climaxing in card to my wallet. He then grabbed my cards to do his ACR routine.. did a few aweful flourishes, I say this becasue he dropped my masters deck while doing a pressure fan which Id rather he didnt do as he bent my cards

Next up we was on coins.. i dont domuch coin work so I limited myself to three effects, David Stones one coin demo, finishing with a wallet production as a I dond have a jumbo coin. My 'friend' responds with In a flash, during which, he turned away from the specs to place the wrapped coin onto the deck and light it

He suggested we do what he branded ' Mind reading' next. So he pulled out his mindpower deck and credit tohim, he bloody blew them away.. and me as I have no idea how it works.. presentation however was something else. To one girl ' I know what you're thinking.. you want to get into my boxers eh?? eh?? no really, 4 of clubs.. im being honest though.. id so do you!! ''

I responds with just forcing cards and cold reading the answer. I wasnt goign to embarrass myself with anything I wasnt prepared for.
Then it was more money magic. He borrowed a £10.. then walked off... 5 mins later came back with a pint and gave the guy his change and said he'd changed the £10 into a pints and small change. the guy didnt look to impressed and got a reply ' What dont you tip when you see something spectacular.. well consider that a start''. during this I wrote 't***' on the face of a joker and held it behind the tw*ts head.. I had to. everybody laughed and relaxed.. so my turn. I borrowed a £5 off the same guy and changed it into a £10 and handed it him back and let him keep it. I stopped there.
And that was that.. but then he wants to know who was better. But everyone stayed quiet and I once again held the t*** card above his head( partially thanks to Farlsbrough for the idea

Anyway.. he is apparantly 14 years in the making and does paid gigs but a complete prat throughout. During holy moly he even asked to check my hand and said 'you're not palming anything are you?' Luckily I wasnt and it was at an irrelevant time so I could show my hands but .. what a t***!!