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Farlsborough wrote:And I.D. - Ha-doken - I still do that from time to time

you should see me on a dancefloor when i've had a few and there's some D'n'B on, it's somewhere between Liquid and StreetFIghter

I thought I was the only one..

regards drink, its stella thats my nemesis. I can drink £180 of Double Vodka and archers with absinthe thrown in the mix and be still standing , fairly aware of my surroundings and pretry harmless

but..

1 Stella ... giggling like a girl

2 Stella ... definately feelin it..

3 stella ... overboard.. way past redemption, looking for a fight or a sh*g!!

4 Stella ... , throw up over the club owners girlfriend ( right after coming on to her ) take 3 hours to make a 20 minute journey home... pools of vomit left in the trail, banging the door down because my front door key wont open the window, crashing out on the stairs with my boxers down to my ankles!!

Sounds like a perfect night out to me.

That's generally what happened at last months meetup in London. tomorrow is the replay

I.D wrote:..banging the door down because my front door key wont open the window, crashing out on the stairs with my boxers down to my ankles!!

I hope it was your house! Know a guy that did a similar thing once, but it was his nextdoor neighbours house!

Ive woke up in some strange places, the most memorable being when I went to Swansea by myself, just cuz I felt like it. I was drinking triple shots of double JD, Vodka and Archers spiked with my own 85% absinthe..

anywho, I woke up next morning In Aberwystwythe University in the communial bathroom of a dorm. There was kiss marks all over my brand new white shirt and the bath was 1/4 filled with warmish water.

No idea how I got there, my belongings were neatly stacked in a pile with a nice fresh towel beside the bath with a note that just said

" Thanks xx "

When you say "Aberwystwythe University" do you really mean "old-people's home"?

I have not drank Cider since 1994, when I fell asleep in my then girlfriends bed, pee'd myself then got in the cupboard because I was cold.

I woke up there the next morning and vowed that was the end of cider for me!

maybe

I honestly have no idea where I was exactly or how I got there?

How far is Aberwysthwythe from Swansea>>??

I think my best drunken shenanigans was shouting at everyone to watch me as I jumped over one them keep left cones on an island. I gracefully ran at the thing and jumped over it with all the grace of a baby elephant.

I spent the next 8 weeks on crutches ffs.

haha - love these!
right, time for me:

1. i got run over by a truck 2 years back
2. i have had MRSA
3. I'm adopted
4. im a chocoholic
5. my mate has a big speaking role in the next Harry Potter movie
6. I always wnated to be an author, and have written many stories
7. I always give people second chances
8. Sometimes I am actually too forgiving for my own good
9. I'm a real lightweight - vodka is my poison
10. many people think I am a woman...i don't like beer and one of my dream cars is an Audi TT

Blapsing_Beard wrote:an Audi TT

How does it compare to a Vernet TT?

Blapsing_Beard wrote:10. many people think I am a woman...i don't like beer and one of my dream cars is an Audi TT

and you flirt with men!

love you, chris!

1) I love to write plays and for any local folk I was chosen to take part in the Birmingham REP's Transmissions Writing Festival recently.

2) Some of my magic/mentalism material is being published soon by my mentor.

3) When I was ickle I was on the TV doing a rubbishy James Bond impression.

4) We bumped into Peter Postlethwaite at the RSC.

5) I have two, count 'em, two Blue Peter badges .

6) I have a touch of OCD - it used to be much worse but it's not too bad now.

7) Top three bands right now: Faith No More, Hell Is For Heroes (roll on June!) and At The Drive-In, three absolutely incredible bands IMO.

8 ) My favourite programme - and it's actually very good - is Buffy the Vampire Slayer

9) I have a tendency to accidentally blow appliances up.

10) Erm. I can't wait for summer.

That's all I should probably say .

more about moi..

1)I was beat up every day from the age of 5 to about 15 by people at school.
2)I resent not being able to do singing lessons, ballet and tap dancing as a kid
3)I know squat about cars
4) I didnt set foot in a club to the age of 19
5) pulled on the first night it was a big deal then!!
6) was seeing 3 girls at one point, all turned up to the same club. survived the night without them finding out.
7) been with two sisters.. at the same time .. opps: wrong forum lol..
8 ) I have three different shades of 'mixed race' over my body, not noticeably mind.
9)I have had a corn since I was 14 on my left little toe and I am too scared to cut it out, so.. I shave my toe with an exacto knife weekly!!
10) I have serious issues

Oh and I have a desire to witness a natural disaster right in front of my eyes.. for nothing more than to experience of trying to survive it.. in particular tornadoes and volcanoes.. but I only want to see one live, dont want anyone to be hurt or nothing