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Just been conned - watch out, it could happen to you...

Postby Beardy » May 29th, '07, 02:09



Over the last month I became a victim of a clever Scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get food e.t.c has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think It couldn't happen to you as i was!


Here's how the scam works, so you can make sure that you avoid it:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and some kind of window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen april 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also may 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful.

Love

Chris
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Postby sleightlycrazy » May 29th, '07, 02:40

Hilarious!!! :lol:

I thought you were seriously scammed at first, too. :shock:

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Postby monker59 » May 29th, '07, 02:50

I usually carry several wallets with me just in case this happens and I can go again. :wink:

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Re: Just been conned - watch out, it could happen to you...

Postby MartinUK » May 29th, '07, 10:03

Blapsing_Beard wrote:I had my wallet stolen april 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also may 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.


lmfao :lol:

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Postby greedoniz » May 29th, '07, 10:19

As part of a scam busting operation could you let me know which supermarkets these ladies are lurking at and roughly how much they steal from your wallet.
Purely in the interests of stopping this terrible terrible con!!

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Postby Lady of Mystery » May 29th, '07, 11:53

hmmmm I'll have to remember that next time I'm short of a few pounds

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Postby Anaryn » May 29th, '07, 13:01

Sounds like a good idea for when I need more CUPS money. 8)

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Postby AndyRegs » May 29th, '07, 13:24

Sounds like a good idea for when I need more CUPS money.


hmmmm I'll have to remember that next time I'm short of a few pounds


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I think I can see where this thread is going! Be prepared for the tone to be somewhat lowered!

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Postby andycoates » May 29th, '07, 13:53

He he he! Toilet humour here we come!!

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Postby Wills » May 29th, '07, 13:55

I've just spent my lunch hour walking about tescos car park :D

Can anybody please help me? I'm having terrible problems controlling my streetmagic- I can't walk down a street without turning into a pub.
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Postby Beardy » May 29th, '07, 13:57

Wills wrote:I've just spent my lunch hour walking about tescos car park :D


good job you were walking and didn't have a car! you may have been conned like I have been! It's happened twice more today!

*sigh*

:lol:

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Postby Wills » May 29th, '07, 14:01

I've just bought 3 cars :D

Can anybody please help me? I'm having terrible problems controlling my streetmagic- I can't walk down a street without turning into a pub.
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Postby moonbeam » May 29th, '07, 17:13

I had this sent to me in a text message a while ago :roll: .

Still funny, second time round lol :lol: .

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Postby lindz » May 29th, '07, 17:34

Actually it wasn't girls it was me and a friend dressed like one :lol: One at a time lads.


seriously I'm joking

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Postby I.D » May 29th, '07, 17:40

Lady of Mystery wrote:hmmmm I'll have to remember that next time I'm short of a few pounds


Let me know when you need some dough..

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Blapse.. dude, I didnt know that was a scam!! I was offering my wallet all those times it happened to me :lol:

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