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GRRR. I had the gig from Hell today! Working a restaurant for 30 minutes, and the first table I go to, gives me a tip opf $1!!!!!! One Freaking Dollar! Plus they were rude throughout.

The third table I went to, I asked them if they wanted to see some magic. A man replied "No. We wanna see our menus!"

I literally left.

Yeap Mr Kras maybe not the best idea really "hey wanna see some magic". one must introduce them self "good evening the management has asked if i perform a few illusions for the patrons. its all free of course" or some thing along them lines.

Mr Beard Lawdini is what i shall call my first born Lawdini Beard.

Good idea! That doesn't excuse the rudeness though! Ya think I am worth a buck, you jerk!?!??

Yes, yes I do. Well a buck 50. could have been nothing, And you didnt have to take now did you? You never sent me them lecture notes by the way.

NNNOOOO!!! Sorry if you thought this, but that comment wasn't directed toward you. It was what I was thinking when I left the table. I apologize for that

You didn't get the notes? Hmm.. I though I sent them, but what the heck, I will send them again. Email address please?

Thank you, and I am sorry! I feel so bad!

yes micheal its mhepden@hotmail.com dont feel bad little dude it happens now dont it. But never ask if someone wants to see some magic. People just get the wrong idea and you end up in clink.

Blah, I hate this thread! Green and Slimey is fine, but Rage just makes me feel so bad that I hate to read it. I don't think anyone likes Rage!

I made this place to let out rage and ager, which is exactly what you have just uzsed it for!!

Comes in handy, doesn't it?

Emotional blackmail from parents GRRRRRRRRR

I gave up my childhood to obey my mum. I did everything she wanted. I nursed her after a car accident. I stuck with my abusive boyfriend because she told me i had to (she likes him). Now shes decided i have to work for her whenever she wants. I feel like im getting sucked into a black hole

Aw... I feel so sorry for you!

Feel better!

Michael Kras

lozay - you should definately get yourself some help y'know...social services and (imo) your own place somehow...best of luck though...

Kras...oh how your name is ironic at times...please remember though you might value yourself highly, others may not...some people just dont like magic...dont force it (pardon the pun)...

get yerself some people skills young 'un...

I'm raging against:
blunt pencils...cos there's absolutely no point to them...

One agrees with master Abraxus. Emotinal blackmail is just slavery of the mind.

Oh yes I have often felt Mr Kras had a rather ironic name.

The post office when I was young the post would come at wait for it people 730am now it comes at 1030 or even later. What is that all about I want my morring post in the...Morining! not half way through.

My sleight of hand skills that gives me rage too.

I ve also got a thing about poorly built walls. No one ever points a wall nicely now days.

People go missing all the time! I don't feel this little girl is anything special. Ofcourse I wish she is safe but this isn't the end of the world as we know it. I feel that she was pinched to buy. I think she's living it up some more in a nice big mansion with a swimming pool and butler, with a new mum and dad who are minted and could have anything they want in the world, except a child.

I love mosh pits but yeh. It is annoying when you get people pushing you in, but not going in themselves because they're f*****s!

GCSE's I hate them. I don't need some s**t secretary of education telling me I need this and this to do well in life. I bet the government don't know half of what we know! The government think the youth of thick! We could run this country better then those tossers!

Its the youth in gangs on the street terrorising old lasses. Thats right Mikey down with education.

That gets my goat kids who dont appricate a good education its free and every tax payer is paying for it. There for because its tax money kids who dont respect there education should be hung for high treason.
No dount some one will say I learnt nothing at school blah blah. Well you didnt try hard enough. I learnt that on the second page of the maths text book there was a woman if you drew a beard on her she looked like Noel Edmonds.