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How to deal with your girlfriend..

Postby Danzoe21 » Jun 12th, '07, 21:07



Just thought this might be a good topic to start a thread on, and its to do with how you deal with your girlfriend instsiting they know how you do your tricks. I for one swore I would never tell a soul how I do my tricks, as I value my reputation (the small one im building up anyway lol), however you always let a couple slip out to the odd person for example I've shown my little 8 year old sister how the mike skutts coin up the nose works, because I feel sometimes it can brighten a young kids day up if they are shown how just 1 trik is done, and maybe she can go off and practice it now. Aswell as little children who you show the odd small sleight too, there is the I feel arguable question of "what about your girlfriend?" (or wife ). Im 18 years old, I started magic about half a year ago after seeing my uncle perform some pub tricks, and being heavily inspired by paul zenon (sorry I never wrote an introduction). Anyway I have a girlfriend who Ive been with a year now, and as you can imagine I show her my new tricks. The thing is I have never given in to telling her how any of them are done, as I feel I should treat her like any other spectator, surely she doesnt have the right to know just because shes my girlfriend lol. She constantly pesters me and says things like "If you loved me, then you'd tell me" , and "How can you not show your girlfriend?!" "Why bother showing me if your not going to tell me how its done" , and "Danny, people are saying that you must not trust me if you dont tell me" etc. Well im getting fed up, and I was thinking maybe its time I did show her how the odd one was done, test whether she does let on to anyone. I trust her, its just the fact I like magic being my baby, no one knows but me! What do all you lot think? Do you tell your girlfriends and wives, or are you a sole believer in secrecy? ...... :twisted:

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Postby Rob » Jun 12th, '07, 21:19

This one's easy....

"If you loved me, you'd tell me..."

"No darling - I love you that much, that I wouldn't shatter the magic for you; if I told you how it was done, you'd be SO disappointed, and I'd never want to disappoint you - I love you too much for that, don't I?"

Please note - the final "don't I?" is VERY important! :wink:

Job done!

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Postby Danzoe21 » Jun 12th, '07, 21:24

excellent come back, I will use that tonight!

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Postby Trickyfied » Jun 12th, '07, 22:51

robstanley1 wrote:This one's easy....

"If you loved me, you'd tell me..."

"No darling - I love you that much, that I wouldn't shatter the magic for you; if I told you how it was done, you'd be SO disappointed, and I'd never want to disappoint you - I love you too much for that, don't I?"

Please note - the final "don't I?" is VERY important! :wink:

Job done!

Rob


WOW :shock: What a charmer! That was poetry! Definatley going to use that, thanks man! I'm sure my wife will have something to say to it but damn! What a line. :lol:

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Postby Farlsborough » Jun 13th, '07, 00:29

I taught my gf crazy man's handcuffs - that'll keep her occupied for quite a while!
But yeah, Mr. Stanley is on to the right path.

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Postby Tenko » Jun 13th, '07, 00:38

My wife says, If you do a magic trick you sleep in the garage. So far, she hasn't worked out any of my tricks :shock:

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Postby Marcus » Jun 13th, '07, 04:11

I like the first idea. That is awsome. Gotta have the "don't I?" to get her mind off what she wanted to know in the first place

But it's easy, just tell her how to do a simple trick, but LIE, tell her how to do it so it kinda makes sense, but will never turn out the way it's supposed too. This way, she will try and try and try but will never get it right, and she will stop bugging you. lol

or she will tell people, in which case it won't matter cause she won't be giving away the real secret

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Postby seige » Jun 13th, '07, 07:49

Rob, you big sissy!

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Postby Rob » Jun 13th, '07, 08:24

Seige - you missed out the important part; according to my wife, it's....

"big, lovable sissy"

The charm works every time guys :wink:

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Postby seige » Jun 13th, '07, 08:42

Well, Mrs Seige not only KNOWS how my tricks are done, she helps me WRITE effects.

I guess it's different with a wife, as they are a bit more permanent!

She's pretty adept at magic too.

I'd personally show your significant other how to do something, then sucker her into an impossible variation... just to get the best of both worlds ;)

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Postby babusakti » Jun 13th, '07, 10:08

anybody sacrificed their gf for magic ?

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Postby Rob » Jun 13th, '07, 10:10

I did once try to sacrifice my ex-wife, but the Police arrived, and made me put down the knife :shock:

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Postby seige » Jun 13th, '07, 10:10

babusakti wrote:anybody sacrificed their gf for magic ?


What, ritualistically, or magic taking preference?

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Postby I.D » Jun 13th, '07, 11:49

:lol:

My wife is going to buy me a shed for my next anniversary, to put all my cr*p in as she calls it..

If she catches me doing magic to anyone in public she asks what Im doing and I have to reply ' Im just doing cr*p ' and if I mention magic in our house, if I drop and coin or riffle a deck.. im sleeping on the couch!! :shock:

but when she comes down off her high horse, my resonse to the intial question would be '' I used the money that was meant to be used to pay the mortage, I bought this booklet and dvd for £250 and a few hours practicing when I should have been upstairs with you results in the fabulous effect you just saw. My darling, I love you.. and its probably best you dont ask again!! :twisted:

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Postby Schwen » Jun 13th, '07, 12:08

found a foolprrof way to deal with this when it comes to magic, or any other hobbies of mine

stay single.

it's not perfect, but you sure don't get half the hassle

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