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Postby sarconi » Jun 18th, '07, 23:43



"Did I really levitate that condom? No, I used IT. "


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Postby chryles » Jun 20th, '07, 00:36

Farlsborough wrote: size isn't everything... it doesn't really matter if your (expletive deleted) is 2" or 8"

OK, I did a bit of editing :)

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Postby monker59 » Jun 20th, '07, 17:35

chryles wrote:pigs like to be touched in a certain way


Hmm . . . a quote concerning beastiality, I think that's a first.

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Postby trickyricky » Jun 21st, '07, 01:24

Michael Kras wrote:Doing my thing, outside and a young kid jumps up next to me and starts touching my p****!


Thats..... just..... sick. (also editted slightly....sorry, couldnt resist!)

Michael Kras wrote:I continued and heard a voice behind me say, " I can do magic too! Watch my trick!"


Ah, a good old game of hide the sausage!

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Postby beeno » Jun 21st, '07, 15:07

Michael Jay posts filth.
Here are selected highlights:

Michael Jay wrote:fist vanishes - one hand and two hand methods, drop sleights, tourniquets, push in sleights, tip-tilts, slip vanishes)

including tonguing, reverse tonguing, how to talk whilst tonguing,


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Postby RobMagic » Jun 22nd, '07, 16:00

I.D wrote: I was planning a quick trip to Bham to sort you out


If needs must and all that :shock:

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Postby Carl Buck » Jun 25th, '07, 13:35

ID wrote:How would you feel if I was playing with my relic right now>>???


I'd feel disgusted ID, that's how I'd feel. :wink:

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Postby Beardy » Jun 28th, '07, 01:19

Michael Kras wrote:As experienced as I am with cards, I cannot do something as simple as single handedly closing a card fan.


:lol:

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Postby Michael Kras » Jun 28th, '07, 01:25

UGH. I am probably among the most quoted on this thread. I had better watch what I say from now on. I am such a twanger.

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Postby Beardy » Jun 28th, '07, 01:30

woops..i was meant to edit that sleightly (get it! sleight...slight? gah)

Michael Kras wrote:As experienced as I am, I cannot do something single handed


;)

or did I? hmmmmm

that may have been...or was it just a cover up? a slip...a slide...a bish, bam, boom!

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Postby Michael Jay » Jun 28th, '07, 07:55

beeno wrote:You should use the Miller move for the penetrations.


As opposed to the Peter North move?

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Postby trickyricky » Jun 28th, '07, 11:56

Blapsing_Beard wrote:...may have been just a slip...a slide...a bish, bam, boom!


Nice, especially this early in the morning!

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Postby MartinUK » Jun 28th, '07, 19:00

dat8962 wrote:The simple ones are usually the best.


How true ;)

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Postby I.D » Jun 28th, '07, 19:07

Michael Kras wrote:I am such a twanger.


yes you are, and evidently you cant spell either

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Postby moonbeam » Jun 28th, '07, 19:36

I.D wrote:
Michael Kras wrote:I am such a twanger.


yes you are, and evidently you cant spell either


ROFL - I nearly spat my drink out, all over the PC monitor, when I read this lol :twisted: .

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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