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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jun 28th, '07, 11:49



I know a good joke about Micheal Caine, the Doors and a prostitute. Probably not repeatable here though :oops:

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Postby Mandrake » Jun 28th, '07, 11:51

'You're only supposed to.......' :D

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Postby seige » Jun 28th, '07, 11:53

Yes... and yet sadly—the version I know involved Michael Caine, The Doors and Freddie Mercury.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jun 28th, '07, 11:55

That's the one Mandrake :D

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Postby Wills » Jun 28th, '07, 12:04

I haven't heard that before but I think I have the gist of the joke. :shock:

I'd expect that from Mandrake and Seige but Lady of Mystery I'm surprised at you, tut tut :D

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Postby Mandrake » Jun 28th, '07, 12:07

Wills wrote:I'd expect that from Mandrake and Seige
Cheers Wills :D !

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Postby I.D » Jun 28th, '07, 13:13

I dont know that joke but im still p****ng myself laughing :lol:

someone pm me the whole thing..

i dont think I cant get away with just telling the punchline and hoping they get it

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Left Out

Postby Amanda Angeli » Jun 28th, '07, 13:49

Golly,

I really don't understand the joke. I feel so left out.

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Re: Left Out

Postby seige » Jun 28th, '07, 13:58

Amanda Angeli wrote:Golly,

I really don't understand the joke. I feel so left out.

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It could be worse, Amanda... tragically, you may have understood the joke, which would prove that you're not the sweet and innocent bud of innocence we think you really are ;)

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Postby I.D » Jun 28th, '07, 14:02

no on I know has 'Angel' somewhere in their name AND turns out to truly be sweet at the same time.

All angels have a dark side!! :wink:

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Oh Seige

Postby Amanda Angeli » Jun 28th, '07, 14:23

Oh Seige,

Golly, I mean, what a beautiful and kind thing for you to say, Seige. You all don't really think that about me, do you?

Oh, and as for a dark side, hmm, um, well, I felt bad pruning my apple trees last Fall, does that count? If it's any consolation, they are filled with apples this summer. Yes, I know, I'm a silly girl who cares about the feelings of trees. I guess that's a big surprise, huh?

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Postby Wills » Jun 28th, '07, 14:46

I think we've finally met someone who is truly innocent. I give you a couple of months here Amanda and you will be drawn to the dark side. This place will corrupt your mind, your gonna love it.

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Postby I.D » Jun 28th, '07, 14:57

Ill take the credit for corrupting TM. I lulled you all into a false sense of security then struck while you were in my trance.. :twisted:

I now turn my attention to this sweet girl who has graced our forum

To Amanda : Hey, how you doin? * in a joey voice *.. Im really quite sweet you know.. im well worth gettin to know :wink:


..** lets see if that worked **... it worked on Lommy 8)

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Postby Rob » Jun 28th, '07, 15:01

LOL - you're incorrigable, ID :wink:

Anyhow...I suspect that you just want access to Amanda's Bat-Cave, which she describes fully in this thread: http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic17516.php&highlight=

We're just hoping for the pictures at the moment, but it sounds AWESOME :wink:

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Postby I.D » Jun 28th, '07, 15:11

robstanley1 wrote:LOL - you're incorrigable, ID :wink:


erm, I dont know what incorrigable means but sure, why not babe!! :wink:

robstanley1 wrote:Anyhow...I suspect that you just want access to Amanda's Bat-Cave, which she describes fully in this thread: http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic17516.php&highlight=


The only way Ill enter her bat-cave is if robin is invited.. otherwise its just not fair!! :P

*Is it my turn to get my coat?* :oops:

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