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My email says I've had a few PMs today but none of them have arrived. I've just realised why. My inbox is 100% full (doh!). I've emptied it out now, so if anyone thinks I've ignored them, I've not! Have another go if you still want to send me a message.

Don't worry... this happens to me every day.

Apologies if people aren't getting through either.

I can't blame it on Royal Mail, but I will just out of spite... IT'S ROYAL MAIL'S FAULT.

In a PLEA to stop this happening... will NEW MEMBERS PLEASE BEAR IN MIND:

1. Just because I am on here and a moderator doesn't mean I will let you into the secret areas

2. Yes, it was probably me who deleted your nonsensical rubbish... get over it and read the rules

3. You can call me all the names under the sun. But believe me, living with a pre-menstrual woman for 3 days is a far worse punishment, and I do that monthly

seige wrote:believe me, living with a pre-menstrual woman for 3 days is a far worse punishment, and I do that monthly

Maybe you should consider going gay, I know a few men that would love a James Gandolfini lookalike

Misanthropy wrote:Maybe you should consider going gay

We're all magicians so none of us can say the idea hasn't crossed our minds! Ey, Beard?

Tomo wrote:if anyone thinks I've ignored them, I've not

I guess that means you missed out on all those winning lottery numbers I PM'd to you. Oh well, never mind.... .

Mandrake wrote:

Tomo wrote:if anyone thinks I've ignored them, I've not

I guess that means you missed out on all those winning lottery numbers I PM'd to you. Oh well, never mind.... .

I know, I know. I've missed out again!

Lawrence wrote:

Misanthropy wrote:Maybe you should consider going gay

We're all magicians so none of us can say the idea hasn't crossed our minds! Ey, Beard?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...our secret eh

Reminds me of that Brian Tudor tape, The Heckler (this is not an advert for Tudor's videos, I think they're c*** (not the best)).

"A magician, eh... aren't all magician's gay?"
"Yeah, most of them."

Farlsborough wrote:Reminds me of that Brian Tudor tape, The Heckler (this is not an advert for Tudor's videos, I think they're c*** (not the best)).

"A magician, eh... aren't all magician's gay?"
"Yeah, most of them."

if Tudor said it, it's true!