Welcome Zed.
The best advice in your situation would be to ascertain what degree of fascination you have with magic.
If you REALLY want to do some 'wow' stuff, you might have to spend a few £££s.
If you just want 'magic tricks' you might have to spend a few HOURS PRACTICE. (Many tricks require sleights or moves which aren't easy for a casual beginner to grasp)
However, if, as you say, you just want some fast-hitting, easy to do stuff which is almost self-working, here's a couple of pointers:
To be a bit of a Derren...
http://www.amazon.com/Self-Working-Ment ... 0486238067
Self working mental magic, a great little book
http://www.nothingupmysleeve.co.uk/mark ... -deck.html
To be a bit of a Dynamo...
http://www.penguinmagic.com/product.php?ID=1365
http://www.nothingupmysleeve.co.uk/mark ... d-key.html
Have a browse around the forums... people are pretty helpful here (and humourous) and should be able to help.
What we WON'T do is give any secrets away, as you've already pointed out, there are some 'serious' magicians here.