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abraxus wrote:well, if you have to mention birthdays...im 35 today...hoo-bleedin'-ray...

so a nice prezzie please senor beard...haha that got you...

2pm? dead in the water by 8pm...

Well done that man!

Hippo burp day two ewe.

Blapsing_Beard wrote:no...it just means your old...

I am at my peak

sexual peak for a bloke is 17...after that its all down to experience my lad....enjoy the next 9 years of not really being yourself, and worrying about being 30...

your 30s are the best years...just as middle age is always ten years away once your...well...35...

cheers tomo old bean..i celebrated in style on sunday...

Happy birthday fella, see you saturday

Righteyho...for the next one after saturdey, whcih I cannot make, I am double double bugsying with a padlock ( )

that the next one be on a sunday

be kind to us who hold down a saturday job

go and get yerself a proper job yer lazy git...

only kidding sir beard-a-lot...yeah a sunday would be fine by me...

especially as i've just been begged to do a private party on this saturday now, a late night special, and they've just doubled my money

And so they all fall away..

Come on Braxo old chum you've got time for a couple before you head off, get nice and warmed up on anyone unfortunate to sit near us.

By the way does that charming blonde kiwi barmaid still work there? I want to show her something.

You know what happened with the restraining order last time you whipped something out to the barmaid.

Yes definitely pop in for a quick drink before your gig abraxus. I'll show you the chop cup routine I wow'ed markdini with last meet up. He still talks about it now a month later

yeah i'll be there...gigs not til 1am now..so i can have a drink and a quick snooze before i go...

1am?! That's pure bonkers. All law abiding citizens are sensibly in their beds by then. I'd best be wary of you, you sound like you hang around with druggies.

bronz wrote:1am?! That's pure bonkers. All law abiding citizens are sensibly in their beds by then. I'd best be wary of you, you sound like you hang around with druggies.

oi oi - If i employ him at 1am, that doesn't mean I am a druggie!

sorry fellas...couldnt make it...the gig is now at 11.30pm and i need to run through a couple of new bits and make sure things are working properly...

if i went, i know i'd stay and have one too many and make a rod for my own back...its only a 45 minute show, but its a very healthy bit of dosh being waved in my hairy gob...

i wont say i'll come to any more, i'll just turn up when i see the adverts..

sorry! well, sorry as in, professional priority over professional drinking...this time...

so who's up for the 9th/16th?

what a hullabaloo....good job i didnt go...

they rang, said sorry for the shortnotice, but could i come NOW!...that was about ten to eight...its only down the road, but even so...

i did 45 minutes, went well so im happy on that, but, really...make up yer bleedin minds thats all im saying...but i got paid handsomely for it, so i shouldnt complain really..

but i am..so there...

shuuuuuut iiiiiittttt beard...

haha - how much ya get for the 45 mins?

or would you rather not say...

Hum de dum, quite a sedate gathering compared to the last lesbian-fuelled boozefest that I attended but all in all a good meet. We've now moved on to a kind of magic/Channel 4 late-night intellectual chat show format where the conversation flows smoothly from the finer points of Triumph to necrophilia, onwards to the beauty of Acidus Novus then swiftly back to the legitimacy of the state of Israel. Then Magic Monkey pokes Greedo in the man-boob and causes it to squeak most amusingly.

Not for the weak of mind but definitely a quality event methinks, here's to the next!