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by **superalexo** » Sep 5th, '07, 10:44

A midget's motorbike? How big was it?

by **Lord Freddie** » Sep 5th, '07, 11:07

I remember the time I bumped into a midgets car. He jumped out and shouted "I'm not happy!!!!" :twisted:

So I replied: "Then which one are you? Dopey...Grumpy...Sleepy...!

Ba-doom! :wink:

by **magicpaul** » Sep 9th, '07, 11:23

I just read out the story at the start of this thread to my lovely lady and all she could say was "I worry about your friends"

by **Gary Dickson** » Sep 9th, '07, 20:51

Reccommend you see Supersize Me before you have your next Big Mac.

by **Josh Clarke** » Sep 10th, '07, 07:01

Lord Freddie wrote:I remember the time I bumped into a midgets car. He jumped out and shouted "I'm not happy!!!!"

So I replied: "Then which one are you? Dopey...Grumpy...Sleepy...!

Ba-doom!

Thank you, Lord Freddie. I haven't laughed that hard in a long while. And I'm going through some pretty tough times right now, but I'm still laughing as I'm typing. I guess what I'm trying to say is, thank you, that was hilarious.

P.S. Sorry to any m.m. (midget magicians) on this forum. You can laugh at me because I'm American and an idiot is my ELECTED president.

by **Carl Buck** » Sep 10th, '07, 09:15

Gary Dickson wrote:Reccommend you see Supersize Me before you have your next Big Mac.

Maybe the midget should as well?

Joking aside I run 50 miles a week, and swim for an hour every morning before work, so I don't think the odd McChicken sandwich will kill me. If I actually got to eat them that is

by **themagicwand** » Sep 10th, '07, 09:26

Carlos75 wrote:
Joking aside I run 50 miles a week, and swim for an hour every morning before work, so I don't think the odd McChicken sandwich will kill me. If I actually got to eat them that is

Yes, it won't be the McDonalds that gets you, it'll be the exercise! I feel quite exhausted just reading about it. :wink:

by **I.D** » Sep 10th, '07, 10:32

I nearly gave up magic. Would have been the worst decision of my life!! Or my biggest regret.

Stay on this boat mate.. its going places.. Magic can fund you through college and a little mentalism can see you waking up with a different girl each morning.. if thats your thing :lol:

by **Carl Buck** » Sep 10th, '07, 10:56

I.D wrote:I nearly gave up magic. Would have been the worst decision of my life!! Or my biggest regret.

Stay on this boat mate.. its going places.. Magic can fund you through college and a little mentalism can see you waking up with a different girl each morning.. if thats your thing

Fascinating ID. Wrong thread, but fascinating

by **Magical_Trevor** » Sep 10th, '07, 11:04

Carlos75 wrote:When I left, hungry, to go back to my car

lets be honest...whether you eat the whole burger or not - you are still gonna be hungry after about 10 minutes of leaving Mcdonalds...as Morgan Spurlock (the guy from Supersize me) says 'you always get the Mcdonalds burp' which somehow empties your 'full' stomach back to its empty state

Why not just do what Cyril does, and just take the burgers from the posters outside...no more paying for burgers for me like a sucker

Dan
aka Magic Trev

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