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1st Woman: Hi! My name is Maggie.



2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?



1st Woman: I froze to death.



2nd Woman: How horrible!



1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I

began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What

about you ?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my

husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But

instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st Woman: So what happened?



2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I

started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and

searched and then down into the basement. I went through each closet and

checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,

and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart

attack and died.



1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still

be alive

Ain't heard this one before - quality .

very good

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