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AHOY ye land lubbers! Aye, it be 'International Talk Like A Pirate Day' once agin me harties!

So avast yer grog drinkin' 'n get oot yer dubloons (or yer Relic's!) fer Marie Curie afor I make ye walk the plank yer lily livered squiffies! Arrrrrr!


http://www.mariecurie.org.uk/supportus/ ... _a_pirate/

Arrrr!!!

Why are pirates so great?
Because they arrrrrrrrrr!
(ok, that works better spoken)

Do what you want 'cos a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
http://dm.senixee.net/youareapirate.swf

AHOY!!!

Top ten pirate pick up lines

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Don't forget "Alright darlin', my great great great great grandad was a pirate."

"Was he?"

"Yes, but in the end he was caught by the Royal Navy and hung."

"Oh dear."

"Yeah terrible for him. Mind you, he was a member of my family, so he was well hung!"

"Oh God."

"Fancy coming back to mine to walk my plank?"

"F*ck off."


And that is more or less the verbatim record of what will happen if you ever try it. Believe me.

who on earth though of such an idea??

I.D wrote:who on earth though of such an idea??

Nay, Matey! Ye must say:

"Yo Ho Ho, which scallywag be thinkin' such a swashbucklin' fine idea??"

Little known fact, that is pretty much useless now:

If you give a lift to someone dressed as a pirate, they automatically get the shotgun (front passenger seat) position in the car. As stated by the 'Official Rules of Shotgun'.

Told ya, it be useless me hearties!

argh me missed this yesterday, oh well Ill celebrate it today instead even thoe it's my missuss birthday but pirate day is much cooler so she can sod off.