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Markdini wrote:How about laying on a mini bus?

Actually you know if you all chipped in for a minibus that wouldn't be a bad way of doing it.

A magical mystery tour if you will.

I would even give you a free parking voucher.

tell ya what...if we get this minibus for there and back, i might just get me a ticket

Me too

I'll be the conductor


Sorry mate no change

Ah where was every one. Me, Bronzy and the Greedo held court and there was some nice cards tricks. Some nice mentalism and even better hypnosis.

It was a laugh if only 3 of us turned up and bronzys mate who I felt sorry for Greedo warped his mind by bending a fork and then a rather miffed bar maid come over and said

"you are magicians arent you"
"yes"
"what you done to my forks"

A nice Arab chap was mightly impressed with me doing hypnosis on Bronzys mate.

Ah fun times

Gurgle. I've only just got home, ended up waking up on a floor in Streatham of all places. Fortunately London seems to cancel any means of easy travel on Sundays so it's taken me three and a half painful hours to get back to lovely Kent. A good meet as usual despite the turnout, quality not quantity eh? Not like these northern meetings where the world and his wife turns up and minutes are taken and there's a speaker in a wig who calls "Order!" at any sign of speaking out of turn.

you should maybe think about collating all your exploits in that pub fellas..

i've always wanted a single pub point for us types, so far, the Lycheum have had:

bananafish
tomo
s.j. lea
me
dr. todd
and sexton blake

at least having a very quick drink in there, some have turned into sessions of magic like you guys have...

we should definately keep it up, as it's a nice little boozer, despite the saggy faced elder barmaid/owner...the young barmaids are lovely and usually very friendly...

its also where some of us popped into to meet up for the very first tabula mentis - mentalist meeting...

so...20th next month then fellas? 2 days before im a legal adult!

Its almost a who whos of tm mentalist. The 20th beardy? you arent allowed to call a date as you wasnt there! so ner

well tough

It is my birthday, so I get to pick

maybe see if anyone can get there before 2pm? about 12?

more magic aye?

you'll be the only one there at 12! so amuse your self. Nearly your birthday why didnt you say?

I'll expect a nice pressie from you Mr Dini

actually, i might be taking some time off around those dates...and i could get there for 12pm easy...you never know...

i wont put the mockers on it by saying yes i'll come...something always crops up if i do...

No fork bending lads the woman who runs it dont like it. Whats a better pressie then being able to sit next to me?

Abraxus old bean would be a pleasure to have you there.

20th is good, I can make it for 12 if needs be. The extra couple of hours drinking wouldn't go amiss either.

Greedo, my mate texted me earlier saying "Am I allowed to know how the fork bending works? It's driving me crazy." Haha, I'll never tell.

I have to say these meets are a very intellectual mix of mind melting magic and topical debate. For example yesterday I learned from Neil (Greedoniz's real world nickname) that the twin towers were in fact destroyed by Princess Di's chauffeur who shot them with a great big rocket launcher from behind the grassy knoll in the studios where the moon landings were filmed. If you watch closely on the supposed footage of the planes hitting you can clearly see the word 'Airfix' stamped on one of the fuselages and the people falling from the windows look just like ants if you zoom in enough. Plus if you add up the numbers 9 and 11 you get 20, the exact number of cigarettes in the average pack sold by Marlboro, who have a vested interest in creating a world full of tension as this means more smokers. Coincidence? I don't think so.

It's all true I tell ya!!

They said I couldn't find out the truth but I did and am now telling the world.

Good news on the fork front then.

I reckon I should make the 20th and could probably make it for noon. It's a saturday or a sun?

By the way on the way home I went to the loo and happened to stand next to a guy talking to his dingle and urging it to pee. Another successful evening. the missis even went down the kebab shop for me and go me a large chicken donner whilst i poured myself a glass of wine....marvellous