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Out for a beer last night for my Birthday, started telling jokes, doing some magic etc.

I heard this one, and almost roared my ribcage apart!


A lady goes to the doctor complaining of 'womens' troubles' with her down-belows. The doctor asks her to get undressed from the waist down and hop onto the couch.

Doc: Well, I've had a little look around down there, and all seems very much normal. In fact, overly-so... it would appear you're still a virgin!

Woman: Indeed. It's true.

Doc: Oh, well please accept my apologies for being slightly shocked, but you've been married 3 times! I just found it a little odd!

Woman: Yes, three husbands I've had. The first was an astrologer... he just liked to look at it.

Doc: I see.

Woman: My second husband was a psychologist... he liked to talk to it.

Doc: Goodness.

Woman: My third husband was a philatelist... Oh I do miss him.

Tee hee! I'm stealing that!

ha ha nice one siege

I must say, I'd not heard it before, and I laughed quite a lot.

Then again, when primed with Guinness and Cointreau, I laugh at most things.

Saw a blind man at the cash machine last night and he asked to check his balance.

So I pushed him over...

Seige - I used that gag last night