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Postby Tomo » Oct 15th, '07, 15:45



themagicwand wrote:Also alcohol. Working a lot in places where people drink, I get the opportunity to spot what people are ordering at the bar. All of a sudden the "in" drink is cider with ice. Same old product, repackaged and now sold with ice. Suddenly these young guys are falling over themselves to drink it. In the drinks industry they're known as "yimps" - Young Impressionable Male P*ssheads. Next time you order cider with ice or a bottle of exotic sounding lager, remember that.

Have you seen the price of a bottle of Mangers? :shock: Without the ice is it the same horrible mass-produced heartburn juice or is it nice cider that tastes of apples and is a joy to drink? I'm guessing column A.

If I'm in a pub with no real ale, I tend to order pints of "cooking lager and lime". It's pleasant enough and does the trick, and most barmaids get what you're on about in an instant.

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Re: 100% pure

Postby themagicwand » Oct 15th, '07, 15:45

greedoniz wrote:
'Why not add 100% pure soup to you order'


In Victorian times "pure" was the word used for dog poop. There were people whose job it was to collect "pure" off the streets. They sold it to manufacturers of leather goods as it was used to dye leather.

Wonder if the guy who came up with the slogan "100% pure soup" realised that 150 years ago that slogan would have had a totally different meanng. Or perhaps it was a Freudian slip.

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Postby greedoniz » Oct 15th, '07, 16:05

The whole advert was:

Why not add
100% pure soup
to your order
in just
99p.

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Postby themagicwand » Oct 15th, '07, 16:13

greedoniz wrote: in just
99p.

I hate this kind of thing. Re-inventing the language to sound..I don't know..cool or something. It's a silly idea imported I should imagine from the States. Boo.

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Postby Tomo » Oct 15th, '07, 16:18

Speaking of redefining language so its very use is an advert for something, does anyone recall using the present progressive tense before Mc-bloody-Donalds came along with that intensely irritating "I'm Lovin' It" campaign. Grrr...

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Postby Beardy » Oct 15th, '07, 16:46

hows about those "no added sugar" foods...does that not just mean that you havent added any sugar to the food since last season?

Season 1...chocolate...
season 2...chocolate - no added sugar!

and what about organic? You pay more, for them to do less! That's the right way about it!

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Postby Totally Mental » Oct 15th, '07, 17:06

..and wtf is Boswelox???

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Postby Mandrake » Oct 15th, '07, 17:10

Totally Mental wrote:..and wtf is Boswelox???

Take the 'swe' out of it when you say it out loud.

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Postby Mandrake » Oct 15th, '07, 17:12

How about 'Natural Hydroxy Ceramides'? As if we'd use unnatural or supernatural ones!

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Postby themagicwand » Oct 15th, '07, 17:19

Totally Mental wrote:..and wtf is Boswelox???

The hair of the bloke that used to look after Charlie's Angels.

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Postby Lawrence » Oct 15th, '07, 18:05

can I add in my argue ment against "ice cold water"?
come on.......

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Postby Replicant » Oct 15th, '07, 18:26

Free gift. I thought all gifts were free :?:

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Postby monker59 » Oct 15th, '07, 22:49

If one product in one store is marketed as "New and Improved!", why doesn't the store mark the other products as "Old and Inferior!"?

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ok

Postby Trickyfied » Oct 15th, '07, 23:09

'Only limited by your imagination' :shock:

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Re: ok

Postby themagicwand » Oct 15th, '07, 23:15

Trickyfied wrote:'Only limited by your imagination' :shock:

"Reputation maker".

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