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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Dec 4th, '07, 11:15



OK, Im on the comp at home alone and the upstairs toilet has just flushed for like the 3rd or 4th time.
Keep It Together! (hugs self)
Why is my house haunted/ has cr*p plumbing?

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Postby Mandrake » Dec 4th, '07, 11:17

You probably have a faulty ballcock. No need to call an Exorcist, just a Plumber - but they're harder to find and infinitely more expensive!

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Postby seige » Dec 4th, '07, 11:19

Hehehehehhe

Call a plumber... it's usually a sign of a leak :D

Either that, or ring Derek Acorah and Why-vette Fieldmouse and let them film some greenlight nightvision for an hour. I'm sure there's a couple of quid in it for you ;)

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Postby greedoniz » Dec 4th, '07, 11:34

Maybe you have a poltergeist with a case of the squits

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Postby Replicant » Dec 4th, '07, 12:10

Mandrake wrote:You probably have a faulty ballcock...


There's a joke there, I'm sure.

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Postby Mandrake » Dec 4th, '07, 12:17

I was trying to work something in about Ghost Decks and Flushes but couldn't quite get it sorted!

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Postby magicmonkey » Dec 4th, '07, 13:28

Bicycle808 wrote:
Mandrake wrote:You probably have a faulty ballcock...


There's a joke there, I'm sure.


My Uncle's a plumber, and apparently political correctness has invaded his trade too, like all others.

They are now not allowed to call them ballcocks, instead referring to them as floating valves. Yes, I am serious.

He says that after telling them 5 times about their floating valve, getting nothing but blank looks, he has to revert to "you know, the ball c**k".

Damn you pc crew, leave our ballcocks alone!

It is a ballcock, it always has been a ballcock and it always will be a flippin ballcock.

Back on topic, I too hope you don't have a ghostie fiddling with your ballcock

not a fan of sigs, so I won't bother adding o..... oh
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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Dec 4th, '07, 13:37

Well its done it again.
I shall check my ballcock.
This is a minfeild for innuendo bingo.

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Postby Tomo » Dec 4th, '07, 13:55

Gosh, whatever next: Thomas Deficator?

If it's a ghost, leave a note reminding him to buy toilet paper. I don't see why the spectral should get out of their responsibilities to communal living. :lol:

EDIT: Do you know the way to Cockfosters? Drink it warm...
...coat please!

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Postby joecarr14 » Dec 4th, '07, 18:49

these jokes are all awful and pointles, your all just asking to be put into the innuendo thread by someone, not me i cant be arsed... :lol:

damn ive got and itchy ballcock.... :oops:

bah humbug...
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Postby LeftEye » Dec 5th, '07, 05:42

I giggled through this whole thread. I'm soo immature.

Ballcock........... teeheeee

You're Ballcock is broken. No need to get a plumber, just go to the clinic.

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