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by **moonbeam** » Dec 3rd, '07, 18:31

TheAlkhemist07 wrote:
Michael Kras wrote:Nice! 20 seconds for me... Very exciting!

Ah these young'ns EH?

Jeez - I bet that took some finding - it was posted 4 months ago

http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/sutra193421. ... ht=#193421

(I'm as sad as you lol - it took me ages to find it, so I could show you the initial post :oops:

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by **cymru1991** » Dec 5th, '07, 19:00

Everyone knows the hand is quicker than the eye right? Well quick, gimme a handjob, nobody's looking.

That might be too crude, but I thought it was funny enough to include anyway. I toss is out at my children's shows and they just laugh cuz it goes over their head.

And people still hire you for children's shows? I might try that. Might get me noticed........ :wink:

by **magicdiscoman** » Dec 5th, '07, 19:29

and i thought my leveosar or viagraaaaa stiff rope gag was riskey.

by **TheAlkhemist07** » Dec 5th, '07, 19:55

I was at a street show once an this guy started to croak like he had a soar throat.
This is what he said.
"Man I must have a frog in ma throat. (produces frog from throat) Now I know how miss piggy feels"

:shock:

there were quite a few kids there, but only their parents laughed. and then looked shocked and embarrassed. I bet inside the guy was like :twisted:

by **bananafish** » Dec 6th, '07, 17:30

Johnny Wizz wrote:Palming whilst driving I have found to be almost impossible!

Is that why they are producing cars with windscreen wipers on the inside now?

by **joecarr14** » Dec 6th, '07, 18:07

thats just... :shock:

by **Beardy** » Dec 6th, '07, 20:26

crozboz wrote:(it'll be just a matter of minutes before beard sees that

saw it time ago mate

certainly aint as...errr..."durable", as mine

by **Miles More Magic** » Dec 9th, '07, 18:22

Lord Freddie seems not to have understood that it was magic secrets I was talking about exposing, not oneself.

Lord Freddie wrote:you curl your toes inwards and squint whilst clasping your genitals through a hole in your pocket. It hurts but I have managed to raise 12 inches this way.

I find it has the oppisite effect if I try that. :oops:

by **Palmer Eldritch** » Dec 9th, '07, 20:55

I've been far too busy practicing the one handed shuffle to join in this silly game. :wink:

by **TheAlkhemist07** » Dec 10th, '07, 21:00

Soulnafein wrote:I have noticed that, after the daily shower, I have problem palming (classic) because the hand result completely dry and the coin slips very easily. Does exist a product used by performers to avoid this problem?

And into the innuendo bingo!
...

by **Tomo** » Dec 11th, '07, 18:47

bronz wrote:Just my tuppence.

Fnarr fnarr...

by **Beardy** » Dec 11th, '07, 20:17

seige wrote:it's about 16 inches, which makes it hard

I know what you mean! I have that problem a lot...

by **Palmer Eldritch** » Dec 11th, '07, 22:27

I crumbled...

IanKendall wrote:Don't try to learn vertical motion for the first three months. Work on horizontal distance before you try to go up. When you can get about 12-18 inces horizontally, you are ready to go up.

by **Beardy** » Dec 11th, '07, 23:49

ok - I think that one wins the title of "best innuendo"

by **joecarr14** » Dec 20th, '07, 22:47

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