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....which makes me middle aged at a little over 34.

Groan.. I turned 30 last week and I forgot to update my profile.

I'd kind of forgotten about it until that cruel reminder.

And with what Sam Allerdyce is doing with your team I reckon you could knock a couple more off for heart ache!

...or just knock off sam allardyce..

Is that a nartural life expectancy or do we have an organised culling when they reach that age in order to keep the population down? :-p

Rob

Is that because up in geordieland they love their booze and fags a little too much?

When are Ant and Dec 40 then??

SirRawlins wrote:Is that a nartural life expectancy or do we have an organised culling when they reach that age in order to keep the population down? :-p

Rob

No they cull themselves. Fighting normally, or as Misanthropy says booze and fags. And fat.

Markdini wrote:When are Ant and Dec 40 then??

Sooner rather than later I think. The little one's going bald isn't he? There are some tales I could tell you about those two that'd make your eyes spin.

Do tell Marky and there is a Knighthood in it for you when I am in charge. Sir Marvo Marky of south Sheilds.

Markdini wrote:Do tell Marky and there is a Knighthood in it for you when I am in charge. Sir Marvo Marky of south Sheilds.

I think perhaps it is a little too slanderous for public forums. I will however accept full land rights over South Shields, especially that street with all the curry houses on it.

And don't get me started on Debbie Mcgee.

Marvo Marky wrote:

Markdini wrote:Do tell Marky and there is a Knighthood in it for you when I am in charge. Sir Marvo Marky of south Sheilds.

I think perhaps it is a little too slanderous for public forums. I will however accept full land rights over South Shields, especially that street with all the curry houses on it.

And don't get me started on Debbie Mcgee.

Send us a PM! Are they secretly married? That's what I'm thinking...

If 69 is the average age for Geordie death then we won't have to put up with Jimmy Nail for much longer then?

Crocodile shoes indeed. Jimmy Nail Ghastly man he is.

Lord Freddie wrote:

Marvo Marky wrote:

Markdini wrote:Do tell Marky and there is a Knighthood in it for you when I am in charge. Sir Marvo Marky of south Sheilds.

I think perhaps it is a little too slanderous for public forums. I will however accept full land rights over South Shields, especially that street with all the curry houses on it.

And don't get me started on Debbie Mcgee.

Send us a PM! Are they secretly married? That's what I'm thinking...

If 69 is the average age for Geordie death then we won't have to put up with Jimmy Nail for much longer then?

No Jimmy Nail is due to expire very soon. I could tell you stories about him also. Did you know he got refused a part in a Brazillian soap opera because he was too ugly?

Heh.