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Lawrence wrote:Can anyone explain why I'm at work?

If you're self-employed and you're still at work, then you're a tight git .
If you work for someone and you're still at work, then it's your boss who's a tight git

.... although it depends where you work. If you work for an establishment that never closes (police, NHS, fire .... etc), then you've just got a c*** (not the best) shift - so I'll have a beer for you (going pub very soon hopefully )

..... Oh, and a merry xmas and a happy new year to all of you

Carlos75 wrote:I've got a hangover pencilled in for tomorrow...

.... I'm with you on this one .

Merry Christmas every one and a Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas to all of my new friends on TalkMagic.. I hope you have a trooly magickal Christmas. I'm off out to get hammered. X

Well, as the unnofficial nightowl of the forum, I have stayed up all night so far, waiting for old saint nick, but to no avail, so may I be the first to wish all of you a very merry christmas.

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even my roommate and his girlfriend. Thank Richard Dawkins (my safe alternatve to god)

So merry atheist gift giving day!

I've been down the pub. I set a trap for Santa but all I found waiting in trap was my Mum. I think she has been immitating Father Christmas for the past 18 years I just need some more evidence

Here's hoping you all have a great one!

And of course a merry Christmas from me too! I hope all you guys, and girls of course, have a nice ending of the year 2007.

Now, who vanished the christmas tree?

So go on then, what did everyone get?

I got Euphoria for men, by Calvin Klein,
Derren Brown's Tricks of the Mind,
Worlds Greatest Power Ballads, CD
& the 2007 Fred Bassett Annual!
Oh, and a very cool watch,