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Ok...someone would have to be an idiot to do this...but they could sue Red Bull for false advertising..


the ad says

"Red Bull Gives You Wings"

After about 10 Red Bull and Vodkas, things tend to get a bit, um, "floaty" to say the least...

I know what you mean.
My new car doesn't transform into a robot either...

I can see my ID

It would be as successful as my case against our local sarnie joint and their "ice cold drinks"!

...or be like trying to the guys who made "A Never Ending Story"

Lawrence wrote:It would be as successful as my case against our local sarnie joint and their "ice cold drinks"!

...or be like trying to the guys who made "A Never Ending Story"

I used to have a sandwich shop that had a poster in the window that said

"Why not try a sandwich?"

I dont know anyone who hasn't at some point tried a sandwich? Is someone going to walk past and suddenly realised that a sandwich is a new concept to them " A sandwich you say?? what is this sand-wich? I must try one".

greedoniz wrote:"Why not try a sandwich?"

Probably directed at High Court Judges..

Anyways, does anyone else ponder the literal truth of 'A Mars a day helps you work rest and play', or 'A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say beanz Meanz Heinz' and exactly when is your Dolmio day?

Mandrake wrote:and exactly when is your Dolmio day?

Fridays normally

Great! All round to Lomster's on Friday, bring a bottle or two!

Lawrence wrote:It would be as successful as my case against our local sarnie joint and their "ice cold drinks"!

...or be like trying to the guys who made "A Never Ending Story"

I wouldn't know mate, I'm still reading it

there was a sign at work in the canteen bit saying "WE NOW SELL STAMPS - PLEASE ASK!"

so i asked "do you sell stamps now?"

"yes" was the reply "which did you want?"

"none, the sign just says to ask you that's all..."

abraxus wrote:there was a sign at work in the canteen bit saying "WE NOW SELL STAMPS - PLEASE ASK!"

so I asked "do you sell stamps now?"

"yes" was the reply "which did you want?"

"none, the sign just says to ask you that's all..."

haha - what they say to that?

not much - they knew i had them licked...

oooof! bad pun...

a slightly grouchy tut and a shake of their head...

might ask again next week...

abraxus wrote:there was a sign at work in the canteen bit saying "WE NOW SELL STAMPS - PLEASE ASK!"

so I asked "do you sell stamps now?"

"yes" was the reply "which did you want?"

"none, the sign just says to ask you that's all..."

That has gotta be the post of the thread

10/10 for pure comedy