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This is a difficult question I am asking, so I want you all to consider the facts I give carefully.

Mandrake has served the forum for a very long time, but the strain has recently become obvious. It is clear that he no longer knows his ar*e from his elbow, or more accurately, his feet from his hands. I have kept the following information to myself for a while, but feel that it is in his best interest if I disclose it now.

You see, in this cold weather we have had this winter, Mandrake has had to start using gloves. The poor old fellow has obviously been getting confused, as he has been wearing them on his feet, rather than his hands. I base my facts on his avatar, where you can clearly see his toes in the gloves fingers. I urge you all to do as I am doing now. That is to type very slowly and loudly, in the hope that he will be able to follow this thread easier.
With luck, he may be able to dress himself properly, before he is carted away.

So here's toe Mandrake and the many amazing feets he has performed in his life so far. I am amazed that I was able to post this without him realising that something was afoot.

BTW, this isn't a serious post and I hope heel realise that!

As this is the sole message on this thread, let's kick these scurrilous suggestions into touch 'cos they're a load of cobblers. Those aren't me gloves, they're socks peeping seductively though new wave open toed banning boots which I hope will make the pain of being booted off TM just a whimsy less agonising. I can't help it if I'm a natural born fashion guru, it's one of those things I just have to accept along with all the adulation and offers of gratuitous rumpy pumpy. Sometimes from the ladies as well .