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Well...

I went clubbing last week, and met this reallllly hot girl (definately in my "top 3 hottest girls I have seen"), and left with her number e.t.c

Turns out a friend of mine has known her for a while, and is practically in love with her!

Well, she invited me out clubbing tonight, which is all well and good. However, the guy I know came and told me it was cancelled in the end!

Being one to never trust anybody any more, I decided to contact her - she said everybody is meeting at 8.30pm

I can't help but feel slightly complimented by the fact that he may feel threatened by my...dazzling good looks, wit, and charm

Either way, I can't help but look forward to his expression when I turn up tonight!

Sounds like a serious case of the green eyed monster to me. Have fun tonight

And remember if you are going to post a parcel to make sure it is wrapped securely.

sound words, Greedo. You wouldn't want to loose the contents in the post after all.

greedoniz wrote:And remember if you are going to post a parcel to make sure it is wrapped securely.

.... nearly spat my brew out all over my monitor when I read this .

Lady of Mystery wrote:sound words, Greedo. You wouldn't want to loose the contents in the post after all.

.... and just when I thought it was safe, I ended up spitting my brew out all over my nice clean monitor .

...and you certainly dont wont to spit your brew over your monitor

best thing to do in those situations is just take a deep breath and swallow

No comment...apart from "Call me"

Firstly the only women Beard has met is his mum and two sisters. So she cant be that hot at all.

Oh and the famous bar maid who said "I wouldnt hire you"

The guy must have the personality of a fish to be scared of you beardy darling.

And if you have kids I will hunt you down.......

oh Mark, don't be so horrible!!!!! I'm sure she's lovely

is the other fella joey deacon?

Hang on i have got more. Beard I ve always wanted to go out clubbing you. Then he again he may not want you there because he dont like you.

So I take it you won't be at the meet tomorrow then Beardy.

'Dini will be upset - he has been polishing his favourite club.....

I bought a new knuckle duster and everything. Dum de doo. I shall just sit about moaning about leftys then.

Don't worry beardy, if I'm there I'll make sure I wear the pointyest boots I've got. If anyone is horrible, they'll get a swift kick in the shins