Hell,
Had a very good and enjoyable weekend, if not an excedingly tiring one. Mainly due to a number of prats keeping me up beyond my usual 9pm bedtime
TM members not usually at our Up North meet turned up but refused our usual greeting of raw cows stomach and uncooked pigs trotters but they did enjoy the unnanounced strip show involving the police woman and her truncheon. Unfortunately they didn't realise it was Lawrence in drag.
However, the magistrates have promised to be lenient in the forthcoming Court case.
Next year, I'll try to keep awake above 4am. Maybe a mixture of viagra and red bull
And, I did mention this before, I think we should have a simple sticker or badge for TM members to recognise each other. Now I'm going to book for next year

Tenko.
Yorkshire, UK
Male, 55yrs old, Retired.
"I don't believe it" Luke Skywalker
"That is why you fail" Yoda