What's a seven-hundred-ten ???

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What's a seven-hundred-ten ???

Postby moonbeam » Feb 29th, '08, 19:16



A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its bonnet up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."


If you're not sure what a 710 is, click here

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby The great rubbish one » Feb 29th, '08, 19:22

Now I like that.... I tried to thing of what it was before I clicked the link but did not figure it out!!!!!!

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Postby magicdiscoman » Feb 29th, '08, 22:15

i thought air filter cover, glad to be sooooooo wrong. :lol:

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