Sorry to steal the term from you Lord Freddie, but its just too good an oppurtunity to use! Along with E kid of course

As with most things I find this forum to be a wonderfully large source of information on the wonderful world of magic. I myself was drawn here a while back through my searches on the passing thru effect, ending up buying misled instead. I was young and naive, never reading a single book on magic-wanting one trick ponies. I bought RRTCM and Bobo (still terribly awful at coin manipulation) and Mark Wilsons. I found that all these books were incredibly useful, along with the help on these forums.
Alas I have hit a wall. My desire for one trick quick fixes took over. ID, Stripper, Svengali, Wizard PK to name a few. These all seemed like good purchases, ones that all good magicians should have. However the fact remains I am still an eager newcomer. I've read RRTCM to death and still feel, sorry to use this "Intanet" generation term (If you've read the Timewasters letters you'll get this reference! If not go and read it!), like a noob. I don't feel like I have direction, and I feel like my magic is empty.
This is the main point of the post. The old(er)

I am an iMagician, but I am not proud. While I try hard, work at the small things- I get distracted easily. New reviews on new items spark my interest and I can't help but be sucked in. My spending has decreased, and its nowhere near the amount it could be. But it strikes me that most of the forum members here have a vast experience of magic with the knowledge to boot. It's obvious to you what you want to gain from magic, be it shop owner, working pro or inventor. In my eyes I’ll always be an eager newcomer, never feeling like I’ve got anywhere. I'm not trying to be broody, I do hope I’ve passed that stage. I'm merely trying to point out another side to the magic you are all so used to. I practice my patter, my presentation, but it still remains that I only perform for family and friends. There is no reason for me to spend money on excessive tricks that may entertain a few of my friends, if I can do the same with a pack of cards.
While we sit and criticise the iMagician horde, I can't but feel like one of them. The way the world is moving just allows us to seem closer and closer to one another, but in reality the E generation is really furthering contact from real life through Youtube etc. Direction to what to do to live up to such high expectations would be lovely, but what it comes down to for me (and hopefully to other iMagicians) is the question: why we do Magic? I for one know not why.