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Mandrake wrote:I know, it's just part and parcel of being a babe magnet, sex god and fashion guru.....

An idea that's been floating around in my head for some time is to try and think of a plot for "Talkmagic: The Movie".

So far, I'd only got as far as making Lady of Mystery into a tragic Midasesque figure - the victim of a curse which makes everything she touches turn pink and fluffy. I think there could be some good comedy in that (can you imagine performing a card trick if all the cards, as soon as you've handled the deck, turn pink and start growing fluffy hair all over them? "Is this your card?" "I can't tell because they're all pink and fluffy and indistinguishable.") but it's not enough to hold the story.

Mandrake as a sex god, however, fits perfectly. And is bound to ... how can I put this ... dramatically affect the ratings.

God man you really need to get out more. You have far too much time on your hands.

stephenmagic wrote:For my 1000th post Mandrake told me the secret of eternal youth

did he..

kems wrote:

stephenmagic wrote:For my 1000th post Mandrake told me the secret of eternal youth

did he..

sounds like

kems wrote:

kems wrote:

stephenmagic wrote:For my 1000th post Mandrake told me the secret of eternal youth

did he..

sounds like

good reason to get my

post count up

Oooh, you evil b**tard!

monker59 wrote:Oooh, you evil b**tard!

Hahaha

For my 1000th post, I would like a kiss from each of the girls (Lommy, Sophie, queen of clubs and any others I may have missed out). Beardy in a dress does not count. (No offence).

I shall repeat.

Beardy in a dress does not count.

Thanks ever so muchly.

wish i'd thought of that replicant...

I'm owed four now!

stephenmagic wrote:For my 1000th post Mandrake told me the secret of eternal youth

If hes going to tell other people, he should at least try it himself.

crozboz wrote:If hes going to tell other people, he should at least try it himself.

I'll have you know I don't look a day over 59 (in the right light of course)

in my mind i have casted most of T M (im a movie buff so its not nerdy)

Mandrake (peter o toole)
seige (John malkovitch)or (nick nolte).....i think i like nolte
ID (john trutoro) sorry spelling
magic wand (nigel havers)...or david tennant
blapsing beard (the wee guy from the matrix that was in home and away)
abraxus (john cusack)
craig browning (jack black)....sort of good at playing cool but unhinged(in a good way)
lomster (uma thurman
mark lewis (peter falk)
magicdiscoman (johnny vegas)

i could honestly go on but it would take all night

its (i repeat)its not weird just creative when your sitting perusing the boards lol

oh and tomo (bill bailey)

oh and the recently anne franked lord freddie (stephen fry)....im thinking lord meltchit

ok he was a pie but i liked him