by uncle billy » Jul 11th, '04, 19:02
How about these for TRUE or FALSE magic facts:
1. 78% of magicians own a Chop Cup - but none of 'em know why it's called that.
2. The first TT was invented in 1756 and was blue.
3. In your lifetime you will swallow 6 razor blades.
4. Rabbits DO fit in a dove pan.
5. When you practise the SECRET move in a mirror, all bodily functions stop even your heart - and you blink to kid yourself 'no-one' saw it.
6. Only 2 per cent of women like card tricks.
7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dove bites every minute.
8. Rabbits are born without knee caps.
9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years remembering the Die Cypher II system.
10. The Elmsley count was invented in 1498. By Dave Injog.
11. The average IT trick lasts for 5 minutes before snapping.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by trap doors each year.
13. A Dove is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average magician blinks 7 times a minute. Professionals blink much more.
15. Your rabbit is bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
16. Most of us have eaten a mouth coil in our sleep.
17. Magicians physically CAN'T stop buying new tricks.
18. The only 2 animals that can squeeze into a die box are the mouse and the budgie.
19. Michael Ammar turned down the starring roles in "Herbie goes bananas" and "Tootsie".
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the 'Leopard Silk'.
21. In most magic tricks using doves, a mixture of white paint, a little sponge and some feathers are used in place of the dove.
22. David Blaine and Derren Brown NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a foo-can for a carburetor - and slush powder as petrol.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the 'unequal ropes' cut from magicians who die on stage.
25. Dai Vernon was related to David Nixon. But not in a kissy kissy way.
26. If coloring weren't added to the 'Water to Wine' trick, it would be over in seconds.
27. 97% of magicians could happily spend 6 hours in a magic shop.
28. And therefore 99% of magicians order tricks from the internet - and have them sent to work. They only tell their wife / partner about half of the tricks they bought, if at all. Then when practicing on them, tell them they read it in a book - or "I've had it for ages - just dug it out".
29. 50% of magician's wives / partners are aware of this - and get us back when they go clothes shopping in secret - stating "I've had it for ages - you've seen it before" when they wear it.
30. 100% magicians love magic. LET'S BUY A FEW MORE TRICKS FELLAS!!!!!!!
ALL THE ABOVE ARE TRUE - EXCEPT ALL THE ONES ABOUT DOVES.
UB