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The End (goodbye).

BOOK 3.

Once......

Book 2
In full!


Once upon a time Miss Piggy’s snout destroyed the universe. This surprised many. Unfortunately for God, he was lonely so on a Friday afternoon; Kermit repeatedly stroked his gonzo and wondered about its rigidity and very unusual taste. Ten years later, his gonzo ran away. Furthermore two amorous hedgehogs thought about repopulating the Earth with long hard spikes drilled into the head of badgers. This can lead to the extinction and on occasion before this, violation of their behind by Beard who does not like people taking the Mickey out of him- especially when Robert De Niro has his way with Bronz’s big you know where! Just below his crotch, there was an incredibly oversized rubber glove which smelt like a tramp had just pulled it out of a floating balloon, fun of smelly, sticky brown goo that looked a little like Mandrake’s old robe. Upon further inspection it disappeared! Spongiform; using red spongeballs, suddenly it all exploded into a grand opera house! After mass debating whether Beard is going to have any chance of escaping from the old man’s arms they decided that the best thing to do was start grabbing their sponge bunnies and then everyone died. It is close but no cigar because Bronzy had a huge wart festering on his stupidly oversized miscellaneous sponge shape! Although covered in Markdini’s wet tears which dissolved his cherry flavoured flapjack, he still continued until the sheep said to Seige “I love you!” Carpet burns aside, and despite your incessant mindless mutterings amazingly useless quotes come in handy when buying drugs and eating worms. Meanwhile, Humpty Dumpty came out of retirement and decided “I love worms!” was the best and worst song ever written by George Fornby. Humpty drank and womanized all night long until Mrs. Humpty decided it’s time she joined in. Lommy saw them and shouted, “It’s about chuffing time! Now where is the huge great umbrella I last used yesterday when wearing monkeys’ shoes to my special anniversary meeting of sugargill gang , w00t4ge. The end is coming very soon.


Damn I'm quick

i doinked this...

(nice work wild card! )

big issue magazine

(that story had me in stitches! )

Which contained a........




(Yahey over 200 replies)

large photogarph of...

The Naked Chef

and a massive

cockerel cooked to

perfection with a

bow tie and

tap dancing shoes

tied together with

Beardy's suspenders and