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By paper mache?

So where is Wild Card?

looking forward to reading the whole of book three, ( sad isn't it? ) but he is taking his time writing it out!

Yeah, come on wildcard...
Book three.


Innuendo Bingo Exemption granted

Perhaps Wild Card is taking a break; I'll take the reins on this occasion, seeing as I am doing precisely naff all at work right now. Here y'all go...

Book 3

Once i doinked this Big Issue magazine, which contained a large photograph of the Naked Chef and a massive cockerel, cooked to perfection with a bow tie and tap dancing shoes tied together with Beardy's suspenders and Marvo Marky's involved shoelace. Just then, an amazing cockerel blowed a trumpet ('dini's trumpet), and while wearing a thong with a large pink bow tied around his massive, throbbing, pulsating Harley Davison bike, he gestured to an angry squirrel who was touching his head with his private parts, which are microscopic! This didn't bother the owner of Bronz's missus' fish because she was not used to the world imploding. Hand fish yellow Moriarty tiger bellows while Sherlock courts Jack the Ripper. Plenty of fish smell like Eve Smith, Beardy's wife. More importantly she reads 'The Sun' headlining "Bronzy = Bender?"

Meanwhile, tight rings prevented her shuffling pleasure and pain with sherbert lemons. But on Tuesday you be frontin' on Playboys cover. Meanwhile, in Vegas winning at craps in the toilet with his hand instead of paper and a banana, Mr Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled bananas with free catnip. Then the monkey spanked the chicken with his large, yet somehow small but perfectly formed wooden coin paddles. I grabbed my Handy 12 Gauge and coherently said, "I'm Inigo Montoya. You killed my... Come with me to the land of the orange sun and moon and stars and erotic dreams about Eccentrica Gallumbits, the rightful heir to the dark throne with dual flush." Silver dragonflys really mean you're alcoholic, despite seven dwarves saying your not that tall really. Meanwhile, Snow White and her seventeen illegitimate children used paper mache tadpoles with corrugated ears and eyes to recreate the musical Cats with iguanas playing flutes.

The end was how the end ended. Finally. Then everyone died. Utterly died. Utterly. By paper mache?

Goodness gracious guys I have been slacking! I usually just add whatever is new at the end of each day into a word document and paste it, but I just didn't start and therfore never continued!

Book FOUR!

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Thanks Replicant.

What a brilliant combined effort that story was. Do we all need to go back to our padded cells now?



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