Hey guys
This thread really is started in the hope of having in one place a list of advice that workers on these boards can add to help other people either starting out or thinking about starting performing for money (or offering the services for free)
My thinking comes from this, many an new Amateur such as me have probably been doing lots for friends and much for random people in variuos places and finally someone is asking them for their business card and maybe thinking about booking them for an event. But these amateurs have no real idea what to expect of the various venues they might turn up to for the first time or two.
Anyway I thought it'd be a great idea to get our noggins together and provide some real valuable advice.
I've had my first paid gigs this weekend, 2 gigs in 2 days (start off easy they say) anyway one was a 50th Birthday at some huge house that I had to travel to and was very much a private affair. I knew nobody there what so ever and the host was far too busy to be off introducing me to the people there. So what does one do in this situation? I'm sure the real expereiced guys would have known that this quite common and mentally prepared for it or other wise in advance. Me? Had no clue what to expect and winged it along the way. it was a bloody good time, I had some real easy to please people starting off in the lounge as, as you can imagine, people were everywhere this seemed like a logical place to start. I found two young lads and started with them, perfect as it happens and the rest of the people there were fine.
Now at this party and its probably very common (again I wouldn't know) there were also your real "a$$holes" the guys who want you to fail and they actually end up become your biggest supporter when they've done their best to disturb you. I tell you, if I hadn;t done the practice in the pubs I'd have gone home crying rather than be able to get some huge laughs and have a carry on with these guys. I also found the pi$$ed up people who are fantastic, flirty, OTT and just like to be the general jokers. You know the kind? don't give them a card to hold as they'll turn it over too early but bring as many laughs and fun to your performance as they do troubles.
All in all it was a real mixed bag and not the usual "pub crowd" say. These people all know each other already, very familiar with everyone and you're very much on their home turf. It was a tough crowd but probably very common in what you might find in this environment. I kept my stuff bullet proof and very examinable at every stage. Nothing that went on too long and easy to follow. You also need stuff that can be done in very low light as lots of people will be outside at this time of year and the sun don't shine late into the night.
My 2nd gig, the first one I've ever had booked was today at an indian wedding which was the most fun I have ever had with magic. I had some great advice off guys on TM telling me some of the things to expect which helped a lot. I've never been to an indian wedding before but I tell you what. These guys know how to party! and I'd rather go to one of these things any day over the many traditional english do's that I've been to as a guest. The music was loud, loads of dancing, lots of courses of food coming at no particular interval, you have some language problems, they love to drink so again its short and snappy here. They'll tell you when you mess up (this was advice from someone on the forums but fortunatly I avoided any of this) and you will have kids following you around table to table to table. you'll also get people asking you to do their table as they've been watching from over the way. Bl@@dy good people, very amenaible and its massive ! Speaking with many of the guests after they said they're always like this and its typical of an indian wedding. What are the other pit falls to watch out for? Avoid spelling tricks unless you're great with names

ok I think I'm rambling more than anything but to get back on track I can sum up with a few questions (there are not exhaustive)
What are the types of things you can expect to experiece at a wedding (indian or otherwise and different types will have different issues)
What are you likely to experience in a bar setting?
What are you likely to experience at a house party?
Corporate walkaround? sit down dinner? wedding reception? office xmas party? any and every type of venue you can think about really
That way the newer performers can brace themselves and prepare themselves properly for the experience they might be about to have for the first time or two.
sorry its such a long post I thouht it'd be a useful thing to start