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Witty comments--- need help

Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Aug 13th, '08, 20:40



Righty ho!

I need some help with some witty one -liners.

Heres the jist of it, spec picks a card and pazam theres a witty comment on it, I need a few and so far all I have is Great minds think alike... and a ruddy big X mark.

Its a competition and the winner gets a..... signed photograph...?

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Postby LambertClan2006 » Aug 13th, '08, 21:29

Heres a few

"I knew before you did"

"This is your card" (kind of a reverse play on is this your card)

"The chosen one"



Big D

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Postby Mandrake » Aug 13th, '08, 21:32

Check your zipper

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Postby heronjester » Aug 13th, '08, 21:47

Everyone chooses this one!!

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Postby taffy » Aug 13th, '08, 22:01

'I can't believe you chose this card!;

'Not this card AGAIN!'

'Are you sure?'

'Turn me over'


Sorry , pretty lame I know, but it's all I could think of! :lol:

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Postby Mandrake » Aug 13th, '08, 22:42

Congratulations - you get to snog the Magician!

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Postby heronjester » Aug 13th, '08, 22:48

Based on Monopoly...

You have come 2nd place in a beauty competition.

Go to jail, go directly to jail...

Get out of jail free card

:)

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Postby taffy » Aug 14th, '08, 08:22

Mandrake wrote

Congratulations - you get to snog the Magician!


I like it 8) , especially if the spectator is a gorgeous fit woman tho :roll:

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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Aug 14th, '08, 12:15

Ta muchly this is genius, and I wil whole-heartedly accept all congrats for it... mwahahaha

No, really thanks!

:)

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Postby magician in the making » Aug 24th, '08, 17:44

all the balls are the same, epsecially that one

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Postby MagicBell » Aug 24th, '08, 18:13

What'll really bake your noodle later is would you have broken the vase if I hadn't said anything?


...What!?

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Postby dimabbq » Aug 24th, '08, 19:11

"Do not pick this card!"

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Postby MagicBell » Aug 24th, '08, 19:20

dimabbq wrote:"Do not pick this card!"



:lol:

NOOO! Anything but that one!

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Postby bmat » Aug 24th, '08, 21:18

'Sorry you lose, now you have to sit through yet another card trick"

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Postby MagicBell » Aug 24th, '08, 21:31

"Dammit, I've done it wrong. You were supposed to pick the 3 of Clubs!"

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