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YAAARRRRRR

Well Blow me down ye Land Lubbers it be International Talk like a pirate day today.

So slice your main brace,grab a bottle of grog and prepare to be Boarded you Rotten bunch of Bilge rats


Gaaaarrrrrrrr

Aaarrgghh,

There be too many quotes in ye last post for innuendo bingo, Yarrhhh!

Shiver me timbers, and batton down ye hatches, arrghhh, now where be me parrot?

"Hello from the flight deck, this is the Second Officer speaking, I trust the cabin crew are taking good care of you all. We're currently cruising at an altitude of 38,000 feet, the temperature outside the aircraft is minus 60, there's a slight possibility of turbulence later on so please keep your seatbelts fastened, we're making good progress and our expected arrival time will be about 10 minutes earlier than scheduled...."

Oh, sorry, Pirates should've gone to Specsavers....

Polly Want a... nope, that's Parrots of the Carribbean...

Great. One of my favourite days of the year arrives, and I'm suffering from a cold, to the point that I can barely speak at all, let alone put on a silly voice...

Dagnabbit!

Mandrake wrote:"Hello from the flight deck, this is the Second Officer speaking, I trust the cabin crew are taking good care of you all. We're currently cruising at an altitude of 38,000 feet, the temperature outside the aircraft is minus 60, there's a slight possibility of turbulence later on so please keep your seatbelts fastened, we're making good progress and our expected arrival time will be about 10 minutes earlier than scheduled...."

Oh, sorry, Pirates should've gone to Specsavers....

Gaaarr you be lucky we don't make ye walk the plank for a joke that bad.

I'll Get ye bandana

Is it that day again already?

I could reel off a few pirate jokes but I wont. I'll just mention the hilarity of pronouncing the word "Pirates" in a similar way as you would for "Pilates"; now imagine some pirates doing pilates (prounce "pilates" as "pirates" for another joke)

We made a poster once... It wasn't as funny as we'd hoped.

On the Island of St.Kitts, there's a man who, despite having only very basic cooking facilities, caters for the local schools and Government departments by producing up to 400 Chicken and Ham pies every day. His counterpart in Grenada does rather better at 600 but has two other people working for him. On St.Lucia the news is not so good, only 200 but they're speciality ones and usually Steak and Kidney with gravy made from home grown sage and onions.

So there you are, more pie rates of the Caribbean....

(Mandrake checks for passport, plane tickets, disguises and drives off very rapidly indeed...)

A pirate comes in from sea and visits a local pub. The bartender notices that he has a ships wheel attached to his belt. He asks, You do kow you have a ships wheel attached to your belt dont you? The pirate replies, Aaarrgh, its drivin me nuts.

Ah, grab 'old of me crutch, Jim lad, while I tell 'ee a tale of salty seamen.

(No innuendo bingo if it's deliberate.)

Perfect day for a spot of 'Buccaneer Booty' by those landlubbers Becker and Earle, at least it would be if it didn't cost a king's ransom. Arrr.

Bloke walks into a pub wearing full Pirate costume, eye patch, hook for one hand, tricorn hat - the lot. He’s standing there supping a pint of best and a drunk stagers over breathing beery fumes all over the place and aggressively demands, ‘And ‘oo are you supposed to be?’ The pirate guy looks at the drunk for a few seconds and replies, ‘Captain Kidd’. ‘Oh yes?’, says the drunk, ‘and where are yer Buccaneers then?‘ The reply was swift, ‘On either side of me buccan head’.

What's a Pirates favourite element from the periodic table?

YARRGON?

Nope.

Gold.

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrr!


Where's me coat..?

Good to see people getting involved in the pastafarian religion.

Meh! Roll on Ninja Day.