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I have a solution. Fine these people for wasting time and putting lives at risk. What's the point of complaining about these idiots? They should do something about it instead of moaning.

Unfortunately, it's not illegal to be stupid.

Based on what I have to put up with in work, I wish it was....

Tomo wrote:Unfortunately, it's not illegal to be stupid.

It doesn't need to be made illegal. Just make it illegal for them to reproduce.

themagicwand wrote:

Tomo wrote:Unfortunately, it's not illegal to be stupid.

It doesn't need to be made illegal. Just make it illegal for them to reproduce.

is it not usually the stupid ones who reproduce the most, statistically?

Blapsing_Beard wrote:
is it not usually the stupid ones who reproduce the most, statistically?

Yeah. They've got nothing else to do but shag, get drunk, and pick up their benefits. Lucky gits.

themagicwand wrote:

Blapsing_Beard wrote:
is it not usually the stupid ones who reproduce the most, statistically?

Yeah. They've got nothing else to do but shag, get drunk, and pick up their benefits. Lucky gits.

is it always that order?

or is it more like, grab benefits, use benefits to get drunk, "make babies", get more benefits, make good friends with jack daniels and jim bean, who introduce you to slapper down the road number 2, "make babies", get more benefits......

Blapsing_Beard wrote:
or is it more like, grab benefits, use benefits to get drunk, "make babies", get more benefits, make good friends with jack daniels and jim bean, who introduce you to slapper down the road number 2, "make babies", get more benefits......

That's the one.

The Telegraph today reported on the bunny's ears, and also someone who called the police complaining that his Chinese takeaway had too many onions in it.

Years ago we got a call at the fire station saying a woman had reported 'flames raining from the sky' and was wondering if perhaps the apocalypse had begun and could we investigate?
When we arrived the lady in question was clutching a bible and telling how 'the earth shook and the house lit up with the terrible flames'. At this point there was a terrific explosion and the room did indeed 'light up'. The woman turned to me and proclaimed 'There it is again!!!'
I thought for a minute, composed my face and pointed out that it was November 5th and that the fiery wrath of jehovah might instead be some fireworks..... 'Do you really think so??' she replied...!!!
We did get a cuppa and a choccy biscuit, so it wasn't a complete waste of brigade resources.....

flashman wrote:Years ago we got a call at the fire station saying a woman had reported 'flames raining from the sky' and was wondering if perhaps the apocalypse had begun and could we investigate?
When we arrived the lady in question was clutching a bible and telling how 'the earth shook and the house lit up with the terrible flames'. At this point there was a terrific explosion and the room did indeed 'light up'. The woman turned to me and proclaimed 'There it is again!!!'
I thought for a minute, composed my face and pointed out that it was November 5th and that the fiery wrath of jehovah might instead be some fireworks..... 'Do you really think so??' she replied...!!!
We did get a cuppa and a choccy biscuit, so it wasn't a complete waste of brigade resources.....

How's that for forcing the square peg of reality into the round hole of belief!!!